The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005)

Mindy Kaling: Amy

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• Cal : [Angrily]  You need to stop fucking around with my friend, okay? Because you're giving him hope, and it's driving the man crazy!

  Amy : I moved, I changed my email address, my phone number. Okay? He's practically stalking me.

  Cal : [Still trying to act angry]  Well... I didn't know all that. So, I'm sorry.

• David : Remember that time we made love and you just started crying in my arms?

  Amy : Please don't reminisce about the times we fucked. Please! It's so creepy.

  David : I want to take you to Paris and make love to you under the Eiffel Tower.

  Amy : Stop it!

  David : Stop what?

  Amy : This whole Paris thing! I've been broken up with you for, like, two years, man. I don't want to date you anymore!

  David : You're a whore.

  Amy : I am not a whore! I just didn't like you!

  David : [grinning]  Ha... this is so us.

  Amy : Heh heh heh... psycho talk.