The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005)
Nancy Carell: Health Clinic Counselor
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Quotes
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Health Clinic Counselor : Now, there are ways of having sex without intercourse. Let's see, there are things like body rubbing or dry humping.
Andy Stitzer : You could dry hump.
Health Clinic Counselor : There's masturbation.
Andy Stitzer : Masturbation. Play with yourself.
Health Clinic Counselor : Mutual masturbation.
Andy Stitzer : Play with a friend.
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Andy Stitzer : Is it true that if you don't *use* it, you *lose* it?
Health Clinic Counselor : Is that a serious question?
Andy Stitzer : No, it wasn't.
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Dad at Health Clinic : Here's a cute story.
[Talking about his son]
Dad at Health Clinic : I came home the other day... and he is with his girlfriend in my marital bed... doing things that are *illegal* in the state of Alabama. Sex acts, right? Things that my wife won't do, okay?
Health Clinic Counselor : Did you have a question?
Dad at Health Clinic : How do I get my wife to do those things?
Health Clinic Counselor : Does anyone else have a question?
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Health Clinic Counselor : Oral sex play...
Boy at Health Clinic : Sounds like my Friday night.
Dad at Health Clinic : Oh, shut up Seth, we went to temple.