| Jeroen Krabbé | ... | Boris Arkadin | |
| Lisa Enos | ... | Wendy Jones | |
| Hugo Myatt | ... | Leon Bank | |
| Joe Reegan | ... | Jack | |
| Teri Harrison | ... | Pamela | |
| Sharif Rosales-Webb | ... | Matt Drazin | |
| Alastair Mackenzie | ... | Andy | |
| Lyndsey Marshal | ... | X | |
| Catalina Harabagiu | ... | Youth | |
| Viorica Voda | ... | Teeth | |
| Tudor Necula | ... | Marco Arkadin | |
| Andrew Tiernan | ... | Bruce | |
| Vlad Ivanov | ... | Policeman | |
| Luana Stoica | ... | Nurse | |
| Roxana Andronescu | ... | Maid | |
| Aurel Boata | ... | Cabbie | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Nick Broomfield | ... | Interviewer (uncredited) | |
Directed by | |||
| Bernard Rose | |||
Writing credits(in alphabetical order) | ||
| Bernard Rose | writer | |
Produced by | |||
| David Alvarado | .... | associate producer | |
| Lisa Enos | .... | producer | |
| Donald Kushner | .... | producer | |
| Christopher Landry | .... | associate producer | |
| Peter Locke | .... | executive producer | |
| Daniel Shepherd | .... | line producer | |
| Pierre Spengler | .... | producer | |
| Brad Wyman | .... | producer | |
Original Music by | |||
| Nigel Holland | |||
| Jake Leopold | |||
| Matt Schultz | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Bernard Rose | |||
Film Editing by | |||
| David Gamble | |||
Casting by | |||
| Ferne Cassel | |||
| Tamara Gillon | |||
| Floriela Grapini | |||
| Tara Woodward | |||
Art Direction by | |||
| Tine Mette Bloch Jespersen | |||
Set Decoration by | |||
| Roberta Nechifor | |||
Costume Design by | |||
| Oana Paunescu | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Sara Bayles | .... | special makeup effects artist | |
| Jim Beinke | .... | special makeup effects artist | |
| J.D. Bowers | .... | special makeup effects artist: Proteus Makeup Effects | |
| Barney Burman | .... | special makeup effects artist: Proteus Makeup Effects | |
| Ramona Geaman | .... | hair stylist | |
| Toni G | .... | makeup designer | |
| Adruitha Lee | .... | key hair stylist | |
| Jeni Lita | .... | hair stylist | |
| Mike Measimer | .... | special makeup effects artist | |
| Steve Prouty | .... | special makeup effects artist: Proteus Makeup Effects | |
| Yoichi Art Sakamoto | .... | special makeup effects artist | |
| Justin Stafford | .... | makeup artist | |
| Justin Stafford | .... | special makeup effects artist | |
| Clara Tudose | .... | makeup artist | |
| Hugo Villasenor | .... | special makeup effects artist: Proteus Makeup Effects | |
Production Management | |||
| Cristian Bostanescu | .... | production supervisor | |
| Eugen Dinca | .... | unit production manager | |
| Jackie Vance | .... | post-production supervisor | |
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director | |||
| Ilie Epstein | .... | additional third assistant director | |
| Laura Grosu | .... | third assistant director | |
| Christopher Landry | .... | first assistant director | |
| Alexandra Puia | .... | second assistant director | |
Art Department | |||
| Maria Albinet | .... | stand-by painter | |
| Mihai Alexa | .... | plasterer | |
| Ana Asavei | .... | painter | |
| Razvan Bestea | .... | graphic designer | |
| Crina Cartos | .... | construction coordinator | |
| Gabi Ciucatu | .... | swing | |
| Cristian Corvin | .... | additional art director | |
| Costin Dragan | .... | leadman | |
| Florin Goji | .... | painter | |
| Eugen Marinescu | .... | property master | |
| Marian Marinescu | .... | swing | |
| Viorel Militaru | .... | special props maker | |
| Razvan Panteleiciuc | .... | assistant property master | |
| Ioana Popescu | .... | assistant art director | |
| Stefan Preda | .... | swing | |
| Christian Simion | .... | construction foreman | |
| Miruna Varodi | .... | assistant set decorator | |
Sound Department | |||
| Tiberiu Borcoman | .... | sound mixer | |
| Steve Cook | .... | studio sound supervisor | |
| Peter Crooks | .... | sound effects editor | |
| Samir Foco | .... | sound effects editor | |
| Samir Foco | .... | sound re-recording mixer | |
| Nigel Holland | .... | supervising sound editor | |
| Srdjan Kurpjel | .... | co-supervising sound editor | |
| Vasile Luca | .... | boom operator | |
| Peter Maxwell | .... | sound re-recording mixer | |
| Pietro Paletti | .... | sound editor | |
| Kath Pollard | .... | sound re-recording mixer | |
| Marian Stefan | .... | cable puller | |
| Burak Topalakci | .... | sound effects editor | |
| Mustafa Durma | .... | foley editor (uncredited) | |
Stunts | |||
| Valentin Albinet | .... | stunt coordinator | |
| Vasile Albinet | .... | stunt coordinator | |
| Roxanna Dita | .... | stunts | |
| Marius Florian | .... | stunts (as Marius Silviu Florian) | |
| Andrei Ionescu | .... | stunts | |
| Iulia Muresanu | .... | stunt double: X | |
| Daniel Pasleaga | .... | stunts | |
| Daniel Pisica | .... | stunts | |
| Romeo Raicu | .... | stunts | |
| Vasilescu Valentin | .... | stunts | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| Catalin Chioran | .... | electrician | |
| Catalin Ciobanu | .... | electrician | |
| Ion Cofaru | .... | generator operator | |
| Catalin Dardea | .... | Steadicam operator | |
| Eugen Dumitru | .... | grip | |
| Ron Forsythe | .... | lighting supervisor | |
| Catalin Grigoras | .... | electrician | |
| Marcu Ion | .... | best boy electric | |
| Stefan Mangir | .... | focus puller | |
| Florin Mihalache | .... | electrician | |
| Mircea Modoi | .... | still photographer | |
| Sandu Polu | .... | best boy grip | |
| Gabi Postascu | .... | key grip | |
| Petre Surugiu | .... | generator operator (as Bebe Surugiu) | |
| Stefan Tarzioru | .... | gaffer | |
| Victor Toader | .... | assistant camera | |
Casting Department | |||
| Viorel Stoian | .... | extras casting | |
Costume and Wardrobe Department | |||
| Carmen Cristea | .... | dresser | |
| Ana Maria Cucu | .... | wardrobe supervisor | |
| Madalina Paun | .... | dresser | |
| Doina Raducut | .... | dresser | |
| Veronica Solomon | .... | assistant to costume designer | |
Editorial Department | |||
| Tom Balkwill | .... | assistant editor | |
| Trevor Brown | .... | colorist | |
| Andrew Dearnley | .... | digital intermediate technician | |
Music Department | |||
| Vanesa Lorena Tate | .... | music editor | |
Transportation Department | |||
| Mihai Anghel | .... | driver | |
| Teodor Anton | .... | driver | |
| Valentin Anton | .... | driver | |
| Marius Badea | .... | driver | |
| Constantin Borcila | .... | driver | |
| Iulian Calin | .... | driver | |
| Marian Chivu | .... | driver | |
| Dragos Constantinescu | .... | driver | |
| Andrei Dumitrescu | .... | driver | |
| Vasile Dumitru | .... | driver | |
| Marian Florea | .... | driver | |
| Ionel Grecu | .... | transportation coordinator | |
| Claudiu Marinescu | .... | driver | |
| Andrei Mihai | .... | driver | |
| Ion Mircea | .... | driver | |
| Alexandru Nedelea | .... | driver | |
| Ionut Pantazi | .... | driver | |
| Cristian Peagu | .... | driver | |
| Gabriel Pop | .... | driver | |
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The title of this movie gives the impression of something dark, tight, psychological and on the very edge of acceptable cinema. I'd say the last statement is most definitely true, it is on the edge of acceptable cinema, because it contains mediocre acting, a confused and torn script, and no conviction.
It's a shame because there is a message in there, and the lead character does manage to say it in no uncertain terms during the movie, and that's because he has to. There's really no other way to get to the moral of this tale through the confusion.
The second of the opening scenes remind me of the British Television advertisement for a certain directory assistance number, cheesy 70's outfits, hairstyles and moustaches. The section is supposed to portray events in the past, and from the beginning you can see the poor acting. There is much overplaying to the camera, and scenes of actors looking as though they're trying to find something to do to fill the time until the Director yells cut.
The first of the scenes is equally as bad and amusing, but then we are expected to see that as it is supposed to be an old cheesy horror movie. Some grounding an basis for the entire movie, but also to show us the level of gore that we're going to be seeing. There's nothing slick or costly about the effects, they are cheap and cheerful, and although some might be deemed shocking, there's nothing really off-putting in the movie.
From these opening segments we return to the present day to find the ex-laird of Glenbogle (another British Television event) is indulging in some rather frisky behaviour, obviously in a desperate attempt to try and shed his previous TV nice guy image. It fails though, and throughout this movie he sticks out like a sore thumb.
The script is so confused that scenes just seem to happen out of nowhere. For instance suddenly we're all outside and there's a huge audience of onlookers watching events. This from the previous premise where we were all in a house being filmed by webcams. This is probably the best example of the confusion we were shown and felt.
It attempts, from an early stage, to address some issues on the Internet, freedom of speech, the fact that anyone can broadcast anything online. Yet it stumbles over them, readdresses them through the script, and doesn't really say much about them by the end of the movie. In fact at the end it seems to take a totally different tract altogether, and doesn't seem to have been about anything at all. Very confusing.
Add to all this that it's filmed poorly and seems to have been thrown together editing wise, and it's an altogether awful movie. IMDb lists this as still in Post Production, and perhaps we were treated to an early cut at the Edinburgh Film Festival 2005, who knows. It was just bad.
There were two moments though that actually got my feelings moving. One was when the ex-laird Alistair Mackenzie sits down at a computer while his girlfriend is away for the evening, starts a can of lager, and pulls up Google with a search for some porn. By the time he's on his third can you can see the searches getting worse. This actually raised a good laugh from the audience, and was something you could instantly connect to.
The second was a stabbing scene late on in the movie, a man is stabbed in the stomach, all the time you see his muscles moving and there doesn't look to be a special effect in sight. That was unnerving and is probably the only scene where you would consider the possibility that it was living up to its title.
There it ends though. The female lead Lisa Enos is weak and unconvincing, and what the hell has happened to Jeroen Krabbé, his role is awful.
I won't go on. There's nothing to redeem this movie bar a laugh and an awkward moment. I'd avoid like the title should have suggested.