- Kelly Foster: [after Paul turns up on Kelly's doorstep] Paul? Come on, my mum will freak!
- Paul: Kelly, Kelly, Kelly! Anyone would think you didn't want me here. That's not true is it?
- Kelly Foster: No!... Don't be daft... It's just that...
- Paul: [grabbing Kelly by the arms and pulling her towards him] BECAUSE THAT JUST WOULDN'T BE POLITE NOW WOULD IT? ESPECIALLY COZ YOU JUST CREPT AWAY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, AFTER EVERYTHING I DID FOR YOU...
- Kelly Foster: [when Tessa asked what she did during the summer in London] OH! JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING, THE CLUBS ARE GREAT IN LONDON, AND NO SHORTAGE OF DRINKS IF YOU LPAY IT RIGHT.
- Tessa: OH MY GOD! YOU'RE PROPER SLAPPER KEL...