- Tomato: By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat down, yeah yeah we wept, when we remembered Zion...
- Runner 1: As I was walking by the stair, I met a man who wasn't there, he wasn't there the other day... Finish it?
- Runner 2: Oh how I wish he'd go away.
- Nice Chap: And ordinary pencil, made from graphite and wood.
- Narrator: And now it's time for the Name of the Day: Alan.
- Alan's Friend: Hello, Alan! Nice to see you, Alan! Isn't it a lovely day, Alan? Alan, Alan, Alan!
- Alan: [points to self] Alan.