Two of a Kind (TV Series)

Putting Two 'n Two together (1998)

Christopher Sieber: Kevin Burke

Quotes 

• Carrie : Come on, Sammy! Let's see if you earn some of that $10.2 mil.

  Kevin Burke : Carrie?

  Carrie : Professor, what are you doing here? Making sure the Cubs are in bed by 9:00?

  Kevin Burke : The girls told me these were such great seats, I had to check them out myself. Who's up?

  Carrie : Sammy Sosa.

  Kevin Burke : Come on, Sammy! I always knew you were worth that money they're payin' ya.

• Kevin Burke : Oh, by the way... I decided to hire Mrs. Baker full-time to watch you girls after school.

  Mary-Kate Burke : Mrs. Baker? But she's so old.

  Ashley Burke : Yeah, Dad. We can't even talk to her. She's like... generation "A."

• Ashley Burke : Dad, Dad. We found the perfect person to watch us after school. Right, Mary-Kate?

  Mary-Kate Burke : Yeah, she's great. She can do all the girlie stuff with Ashley and all the cool stuff with me.

  Kevin Burke : My God. Somebody you both like. Maybe I'll marry her.

  Carrie : Professor Burke!

  Kevin Burke : Maybe not.

• Kevin Burke : I come home to find my house empty, no message and no note from their babysitter!

  Carrie : Well, I'm sorry, but we were only 10 minutes late.

  Kevin Burke : Ten minutes when I had no idea where my daughters were! You'd be surprised what kind of things go through a father's mind in ten minutes!

• Carrie : I'm sorry, Professor. I... I'm sure that when you get to know me better...

  Kevin Burke : I don't plan on getting to know you better.

  Carrie : So you're firing me?

  Kevin Burke : Carrie, when I'm not around, I need to know that my girls are being taken care of and I don't get that from you.

  Carrie : Professor...

  Kevin Burke : Good night, Carrie.

• Ashley Burke : [to Kevin]  I mean, you're the best dad in the whole world.

  Mary-Kate Burke : Yeah, it's just that there are some things that are easier for us to talk to a woman about.

  Kevin Burke : I understand that. I mean, as you girls get older, there are going to be a lot more awkward moments between us. But I want you to know that no one loves you as much as I do, and there's nothing you can't talk to me about.