Two of a Kind (TV Series)

Putting Two 'n Two together (1998)

Ashley Olsen: Ashley Burke

Quotes 

• Kevin Burke : Oh, by the way... I decided to hire Mrs. Baker full-time to watch you girls after school.

  Mary-Kate Burke : Mrs. Baker? But she's so old.

  Ashley Burke : Yeah, Dad. We can't even talk to her. She's like... generation "A."

• Brian : You know when my mom gets off my back? When she has a boyfriend.

  Mary-Kate Burke : Who's gonna want to go out with a 70-year-old lady?

  Ashley Burke : A 70-year-old man?

• Ashley Burke : Hey, guys. Bad news. Dad hired Mrs. Baker to watch us after school.

  Jessica : What happened to Carrie?

  Ashley Burke : She's history. The only way we're gonna see her again is if something happens to Mrs. Baker.

  Brian : I know some pretty tough guys in 7th grade.

  Mary-Kate Burke : Brian, you dork.

• Ashley Burke : Dad, Dad. We found the perfect person to watch us after school. Right, Mary-Kate?

  Mary-Kate Burke : Yeah, she's great. She can do all the girlie stuff with Ashley and all the cool stuff with me.

  Kevin Burke : My God. Somebody you both like. Maybe I'll marry her.

  Carrie : Professor Burke!

  Kevin Burke : Maybe not.

• Ashley Burke : Where are we going?

  Carrie : To watch a Cubs game.

  Mary-Kate Burke : A Cubs game. What are we going to learn from them?

  Carrie : Nothing, but the Braves are in town.

• Ashley Burke : [to Kevin]  I mean, you're the best dad in the whole world.

  Mary-Kate Burke : Yeah, it's just that there are some things that are easier for us to talk to a woman about.

  Kevin Burke : I understand that. I mean, as you girls get older, there are going to be a lot more awkward moments between us. But I want you to know that no one loves you as much as I do, and there's nothing you can't talk to me about.