- Plucky Duck: [Drunkenly stumbles over to a police car where he digs around inside and takes the keys] Well, looky here, hows about we go for a lit - hic, a little ride
- Hamton J. Pig: You mean like steal a car and risk going to jail? Sounds like fun!
- Buster Bunny: Cool, man!
- Buster Bunny: [as Plucky drives the stolen police car while drunk] So Plucky...
- [pauses to drink from the beer bottle]
- Buster Bunny: ...how does it feel to be D.W.I.?
- Plucky Duck: D.W.I., what's that?
- [takes a drink from the bottle]
- Buster Bunny: [Slurring his speech] D.W.I., driving while intoxicated.
- Plucky Duck: Well, that's ridiculous, I don't know how to drive.
- Buster Bunny: What'll it be, boys? Juice? Milk? Soda? Or... a cold one?
- Plucky Duck: You mean...
- Hamton J. Pig: ...that's' beer! What are you thinking, Buster?
- Buster Bunny: Let's drink it!
- Plucky Duck, Hamton J. Pig: Drink it?
- Hamton J. Pig: But Buster, this isn't like you.
- Buster Bunny: I know, but in this episode, we're showing the evils of alcohol.