- Willy Gilligan: I can't belive this. We're shipwrecked again!
- Mary Ann Summers: But at least we're all safe. That's the important thing.
- Captain Don Thorpe: Skipper, what are we going to do? I just bought my first corporation. Thorp Corp, and I so wanted to be there this morning for they're putting my name on the door.
- Shauni McClain: What about the movie? They could give my part to someone else.
- Willy Gilligan: You'll get used to that being shipwrecked.
- [canned laughter from a laugh-track is heard]
- Eddie Kramer: What was that?
- Willy Gilligan: You'll get used to that too.