- Stig: I figure I have to impress you guys, so... I'm giving it my best shot. A lot of people don't like the way I am. They're always telling me I gotta clean up my act. But sometimes, things are the way they are for a reason, and if you go making changes, that shouldn't be made... You could end up with a whole mess of trouble. Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this story... The Tale of the Dead Man's Float.
- Greta: I thought you didn't like puppies!
- Greta: He's helping me with chemistry!
- Greta: Yeah, right.
- Zeke Matthews: What was that about puppies?
- Clorice: Nothing!