Sarah Silverman: Beth
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Quotes
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Beth : Yeah, I used to be chubby when I was a little girl.
James Aaron : Yes, but I'm not a little girl.
Beth : No, you're a big girl.
James Aaron : A big pretty girl.
Beth : Big, pretty girl wanna go for a walk?
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Beth : James, you ever give a girl a hoagie shack?
James Aaron : [Confused] Huh? A "hoagie shack"? What's that?
Beth : That's when you take your wiener and you sandwich it between the bosoms of a lady...
James Aaron : [Taken aback] I sandwich my wiener between the bosoms of a lady?
Beth : Exactly. Yeah! You're a guy... You never had a nice little old-fashioned hoagie shack?
James Aaron : [Exasperated] Where do you get this stuff from?
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Beth : Mmm. I want someone to eat cheese with.
James Aaron : [Excitedly] That's what I want! That's so simple. That's perfect. Although I'd probably prefer rice pudding. I love - I'm telling you, you have no idea what you're missing. It's so good.
Beth : You wanna' come with me to buy some underwear?
James Aaron : [Excitedly] I was just thinking that!
