Christmas with the Kranks (2004)
Tim Allen: Luther Krank
Photos
Quotes
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Nora Krank : You forgot the white chocolate!
Luther Krank : They didn't have any.
Nora Krank : Did you talk to Rex?
Luther Krank : Who's Rex?
Nora Krank : The butcher.
Luther Krank : ...as odd as it sounds, I didn't think to ask the butcher where the chocolate was!
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Luther Krank : Smoked trout?
Nora Krank : It's better than frozen pizza.
Luther Krank : What happened to the hickory honey ham?
Nora Krank : Don't EVER say hickory honey ham again.
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Blair Krank : I'm bringing home Enriqué!
Luther Krank : What's a reeké?
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Luther Krank : [dressed in black to hide his tan] I look like a Mafia Lieutenant.
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Nora Krank : [Luther explains his idea for the cruise] How much is this going to cost?
Luther Krank : $3,000.
Nora Krank : We SAVE money?
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Nora Krank : Why would we want to get tans before the cruise? I thought the idea was to get them DURING the cruise.
Luther Krank : Look at us, we kind of look like uncooked chicken.
Daisy : You look like a corpse.
[to Nora]
Daisy : And you could use some help too.
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Walt Scheel : Does this mean we have start being nice to each other?
Luther Krank : Of course not.
Walt Scheel : Good, because I still don't like you that much, old man.
Luther Krank : Well, that's good. I'm not that fond of you either.
[after he leaves]
Walt Scheel : Hey, Bev, we gotta pack!
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Spike Frohmeyer : [watching Luther steal a Christmas tree] Are you sure this isn't illegal?
Luther Krank : Are you a cop?
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Father Zabriskie : [Marty arrives to the party, talks with him and leaves, Luther looks at him] I don't know who he is!
Luther Krank : He brings ham.
Father Zabriskie : Oh!
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Walt Scheel : Well, if it isn't old Scrooge himself.
Luther Krank : How do you think this photographer got this shot?
Walt Scheel : What photographer?
Luther Krank : The one who took this photograph.
Walt Scheel : Oh, that one.
Luther Krank : Yeah, that one.
Walt Scheel : Well, he climbed up.
Luther Krank : On your roof?
Walt Scheel : Yeah.
Luther Krank : Well, why did you do that?
Walt Scheel : I don't know. He said he wanted to get a shot of the whole street.
Luther Krank : At least you're consistent.
Walt Scheel : I try to be, old man.
Luther Krank : Stop that!
Walt Scheel : Stop what?
Luther Krank : Stop calling me old man! You're like 10 years older than me!
Walt Scheel : Am I?
Luther Krank : Yeah!
Walt Scheel : Well, prove it!
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Luther Krank : [to Nora, after she put makeup on his face] "I look like my mother. And she's been dead, what, fifteen years?"