Josie's Castle (1971)

Tom Holland: Leonard Robbins

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Quotes 

• Ken : Honorable grandfather, literal Japanese gardener. Honorable father, bigass landscape architect. I, flower child.

  Leonard : Yellow skin, green thumb.

• Josie : Rape me!

  Leonard : Just like that, huh?

  Josie : Sure, I won't mind.

  Leonard : Josie, come on! I can't!

  Josie : It's the same as always, just a little more forceful.

  Leonard : Rape is when the chick is unwilling!

  Josie : So I'll put up a good fight.

  [Josie yanks off Leonard's pants] 

  Leonard : Josie, come on! Stop that!

  Josie : Okay, I'll rape you!

• Mrs. McAllister : Well, all that racket last night!

  Leonard : Oh, you heard a few sounds from our little soirée?

  Mrs. McAllister : Soirée? Is that a new word for dope?

• Leonard : I assure you our little seminar last night wasn't half as wild as it sounded.

  Mrs. McAllister : Sound is one thing, Leonard. Boys and girls spending the night together's another!

  Leonard : Grace Margery, don't trouble your mind. The boys were all sleeping with boys, girls with girls.

• Josie : I propose a toast the heathenism!

  Leonard : To Renaissance costume parties!

  Ken : To masturbating monkeys!

  Josie : To bicycles built for three!

• Josie : Shall we say grace? Ready? Begin.

  Josie , Leonard , Ken : Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub. Yay, God!

  Bartholomew : You're a bunch of disgusting heathens.

• Driver in Mexico : Muchacho, you are a dreamer!

  Leonard : Why wake up before you have to?

• Josie : I'm used to the guy helping the girl off with her clothes. At least the first time.

  Leonard : Didn't your mother ever teach you how to undress?

• Leonard : Man, you put a costume on somebody, you think it licenses them to be a phony.

  Josie : So, who needs a costume?

• Josie : Don't you think Bartholomew is attractive?

  Leonard : Not to me, he isn't!

  Josie : Don't you believe in loving your neighbor?

• Leonard : It's incredible how one person can be so talented.

  Bartholomew : You're just jealous because you're so INCREDIBLY one-dimensional.

  Leonard : You mean I'm not bisexual?

  Bartholomew : Well, that's one area, yes.

• Leonard's Mother : You are a classic underachiever, Leonard, a drifter and a dreamer, but I never expected to find you here!

  Leonard : It's very in these days, Mother. Senator's sons, businessmen's daughters. The nicest people are going to jail!

• Josie : How is the dope business? I bet you two meet a lot of mafia celebrities in your line of work.

  Leonard : Oh, sure. Walk into any dealer's pad and there's one dead in the bathtub.

  Bartholomew : It's a good, clean living!