Zorro:
Elena... My family is my life.
Elena:
When I said we were never meant to be together... I meant it.
Zorro:
Finally, we agree on something!
[
they kiss]
Zorro:
What are you doing in a bar?
Joaquin:
What are you doing in jail?
Zorro:
I asked you first!
[
last lines]
Elena:
It's who we are.
Armand:
I don't know why they call it "wine-tasting". After two glasses you can't taste anything.
Zorro:
[
after making a "Z" mark on Armand] So the devil will know who sent you.
Zorro:
Why are you still wearing his necklace?
Elena:
I'm under cover! Besides, these are pearls. You never gave me pearls.
Zorro:
I thought you didn't care about things like that.
Elena:
I lied. Every woman loves pearls.
Zorro:
Well, now you have them, *princess*.
Zorro:
[
drunk] Count Armand, with his fancy wine and his frufru accent. Nobody leaves my tequila worm dangling in the wind...
Elena:
Now keep your promise and go!
Zorro:
You cheated so I take it back!
Frey Felipe:
Why aren't you in school?
Joaquin:
But, padre, what if Zorro comes?
Frey Felipe:
If he does, I'll make sure he carves a 'Z' on your backside. How's that?
Joaquin:
[
smiles and gasps] Really?
Frey Felipe:
Get outta here!
Frey Felipe:
Maybe you shouldn't drink so much on an empty stomach.
Zorro:
Maybe you should wear lipstick if you're gonna act like my mother.
Jacob McGivens:
[
after terrorizing people in a town center] I haven't voted yet.
Joaquin:
You wanna piece of me?
[
De La Vega defeats a roomfull of guards after Joaquin breaks him out of his cell]
Joaquin:
Where did you learn to do that?
Zorro:
Prison changes a man.
Elena:
[
referring to the meal] It's unusual... is it quail?
Armand:
Pigeon.
[
Elena sees the message band attached to the bird and shrieks]
Elena:
Follow me!
Zorro:
Always.
Zorro:
Joaquin.
Joaquin:
Pap-ee.
Zorro:
[
has just gotten out of bed and realizes he is naked] What happened to my clothes?
Lupe:
I removed them last night so you wouldn't catch pneumonia.
Zorro:
You removed them?
Lupe:
After you came back from the cantina you went for a swim.
Zorro:
In my clothes?
Lupe:
Sí, señor.
Zorro:
This hotel doesn't have a pool...
Lupe:
We have a fountain.
Zorro:
Ah... Well, thank you, Lupe. Perhaps you just can... turn around, eh?
Frey Felipe:
Don't bother coming to confession because I'll never forgive you.
Zorro:
You blackmail my soul, eh?
Frey Felipe:
Hell yes.
Frey Felipe:
Do you want her back?
Zorro:
Of course I want her back.
Frey Felipe:
And will you take him back?
Elena:
If I must.
Elena:
[
looking at the ground] We were never meant to be together.
Zorro:
[
seeing that she can't look him in the eyes] You don't love him.
Zorro:
[
Elena looks up, suprised] After ten years of marriage, you cannot hide the truth from me.
Jacob McGivens:
[
raging at Armand] You backwards ass frog.
Frey Felipe:
I need one vice to stay in touch with sinners.
Zorro:
No matter where you go Armand... the world isn't big enough to hide from me.
Jacob McGivens:
It seems we have a fly in the ornament... or should I say a fox? Zorro.
Zorro:
[
to his horse who only understands commands in Spanish] We must work on your English.
Jacob McGivens:
You're one blind Mexican. You don't know what you're getting yourself into.
Zorro:
Neither do you.
Jacob McGivens:
[
on his twin guns; salvation and damnation] You've got to die to find either one.
Zorro:
[
to Joachin] But I don't want to see you breaking anyone else out of jail, alright? Without having permission from me, of course.
Related Links
*
