Accepted (2006)
Adam Herschman: Glen
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Quotes
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Bartleby Gaines : What the hell happened?
Glen : An explosion of flavor. I'm working with some very unstable herbs.
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Glen : Oh look there's my old girlfriend Sarah Pellfan... YOU BROKE MY HEART!
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Glen : [ordering around in the kitchen] I got 85 pork tenderloins with balsamic vinegar demiglaze. Ka-blam! Eddie, we gotta pack these paninis for Rory's nature walk. Pronto! And someone get a rabbi down here to bless this chicken. Tomorrow we're gonna go kosher.
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Bartleby Gaines : And they all paid first semester's tuition?
Rory : Yep. 10,000 bucks apiece. I stopped counting after the first 100 checks.
Glen : That's 74 million dollars.
Rory : It's a million dollars, Glen.
Glen : Yeah... In human dollars.
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Glen : [holding a rambutan in his hand] WHAT ARE YOU?
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Bartleby Gaines : Glen since when have you been working at the kwik and stop?
Glen : since I got boned HARD by every college I applied to
Bartleby Gaines : why what happened?
Glen : some political crap I got a zero on my SAT's.
Sherman Schrader : you do know you get 600 points just for signing your name right?
Glen : ...aw DAMNIT!
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Bartleby Gaines : Why'd you get fired?
Glen : I got fired for making a shrimp slushy.
Bartleby Gaines : That's disgusting! Why would you do that pal?
Glen : 'Cause I was hungry and thirsty!
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Hoyt Ambrose : You want me to give you something funny to laugh about?
Bartleby Gaines : You mean funnier than your future alcohol abuse?
Glen : BATTLE ROYALE
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Glen : [seeing the cobweb infested kitchen for the first time] This kitchen is bitchin.
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Glen : Holy Balls
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Glen : Keep your voices down, people are playing.