Mean Creek (2004)

Ryan Kelley: Clyde

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Quotes 

• George : [upon learning why the others brought him to the lake]  You're a fuckin' lying son of a bitch, Sam! All right? And I hope you fuckin' go to hell.

  Millie : Don't make things worse, George...

  George : Shut the fuck up, Millie, you fucking stupid JAP cunt.

  Clyde : Sit down, George, you're out of control.

  George : Shut the fuck up, Clyde! You faggot! Fucking skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do. 'Cause all you do is fuckin' prance around school talkin' about your fuckin' faggoty fairy fathers. I'll tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fuckin' fathers and how their assholes work, all right? It makes me sick! And I - I - I fuckin' hope they fuckin' die of fag disease! Yeah.

  [pause] 

  George : And, and speaking of... dead... fathers... I just remembered why bonehead white-trash fuckin' donkey-dick Marty got so fuckin' freaked when I started talkin' about his "daddy." His Neanderthal, drunk dad put a gun in his mouth and splattered his brains all over the wall.

  [pause] 

  George : You know, I almost forgot that my mom told me that. She said, "His daddy splattered his brains all over the wall." I thought it was sad at first, but now? I like it.

  [chanting] 

  George : His daddy splattered his brains. All over the wall. His daddy splattered his brains. All over the wall!...

• George : [George takes a bite of the sandwich]  Hmmm. Yum. Did you make these yourself? You'll, you'll have to give me the recipe some time.

  Clyde : It's peanut butter and jelly.

• Clyde : [crying]  I'm sorry...

• Clyde : [on Marty's proposal to bury the body]  We can't do that! It's nuts!

  Marty : That's nuts? Oh, it's nuts! No, Clyde! Going to prison and getting raped every night for the rest of your cute little fucking lives is nuts!

• Clyde : If anything, it's a beautiful day.

  George : It smells like cherry blossoms.

  Millie : How do you know what cherry blossoms smell like?

  George : I know what they smell like!

  Rocky : Does anybody really know what a cherry blossom is?

  George : Duh, it's a blossom on a cherry.

  Rocky : I don't know. I thought it was a blossom all on it's own. What do you think, Marty?

  Marty : I think I'm bored as fuck.

• Marty : What do you guys say we play some Truth or Dare?

  George : Yeah. Yeah, I love that game.

  Marty : Okay, let's do it.

  Millie : No, let's not. People's feelings always end up hurt when we play this game.

  Sam : Yeah, she's right.

  George : God, Sam and Millie are a couple of little wet pussies, aren't they?

  Marty : Clyde, do you wanna start?

  Clyde : I dunno. I'm kind of with Sam and Millie on this one.

  George : [pointing with his finger]  Pussy number one, pussy number two, pussy number three.

  Millie : Go ahead, Clyde. Start the game.

• Clyde : [Marty holds a joint in front of Clyde's face]  What'd I tell you?

  Marty : You don't smoke herb?

  Clyde : Yeah, so get it out of my face.

  Marty : Faggot.

  Marty : [Clyde gives disapproving look]  Clydo, I'm just fucking with you, your not a faggot, all right? Okay? Fist bump? Fist bump?

  [Clyde bumps his fist] 

  Marty : All right zero kill.

  Marty : Besides, I like your dads, Clyde, I never knew any homosexual men personally until I met them, they're not so bad.

  [in mocking feminine voice] 

  Marty : Don't you think so Rocky?