Bewitched (2005) Poster

(2005)

Kristin Chenoweth: Maria Kelly

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Nicole Kidman, Heather Burns, and Kristin Chenoweth in Bewitched (2005) Nicole Kidman, Heather Burns, and Kristin Chenoweth in Bewitched (2005) Heather Burns and Kristin Chenoweth in Bewitched (2005) Nicole Kidman, Michael Caine, and Kristin Chenoweth in Bewitched (2005) Heather Burns and Kristin Chenoweth in Bewitched (2005) Kristin Chenoweth in Bewitched (2005)

Quotes 

  • Maria Kelly : Look, you have three choices. You can either quit... give up... or get mad.

    Isabel Bigelow : What would Samantha do?

    [Looks at picture of Elizabeth Montgomery &sets things off in the studio lot] 

    Maria Kelly : She chose mad, right?

  • Maria Kelly : When my first husband left me I was so angry I wanted to cut his brake cables... but instead we ended up having sex on the elliptical machine.

  • Aunt Clara : Well what's your idea Little Miss Doubtful?

    Nina : Well, I have a taser.

    Maria Kelly : Nina.

    Nina : I think we should taser him and throw him into the shark tank at Seaworld.

  • Isabel Bigelow : I'm gonna be an actress in a television series.

    Maria Kelly : She's going to play Samantha on Bewitched!

    Nigel Bigelow : Bewitched?

    [appalled] 

    Nigel Bigelow : That's an *insult* to our way of life!

    Maria Kelly : [laughs]  Your dad is a hoot!

  • Maria Kelly : Oh, and when you go out with a guy be sure he has a brother or a friend who is single before you call me!

  • Nina : We have to make him quit. If we get naked pictures of him and pictures of farm animals, I could photoshop them.

    Maria Kelly : That's an excellent idea!

  • [from trailer] 

    Maria Kelly : I love that show! Is that the one with the genie?

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