Bewitched (2005)
Kristin Chenoweth: Maria Kelly
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Quotes
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Maria Kelly : Look, you have three choices. You can either quit... give up... or get mad.
Isabel Bigelow : What would Samantha do?
[Looks at picture of Elizabeth Montgomery &sets things off in the studio lot]
Maria Kelly : She chose mad, right?
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Maria Kelly : When my first husband left me I was so angry I wanted to cut his brake cables... but instead we ended up having sex on the elliptical machine.
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Aunt Clara : Well what's your idea Little Miss Doubtful?
Nina : Well, I have a taser.
Maria Kelly : Nina.
Nina : I think we should taser him and throw him into the shark tank at Seaworld.
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Isabel Bigelow : I'm gonna be an actress in a television series.
Maria Kelly : She's going to play Samantha on Bewitched!
Nigel Bigelow : Bewitched?
[appalled]
Nigel Bigelow : That's an *insult* to our way of life!
Maria Kelly : [laughs] Your dad is a hoot!
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Maria Kelly : Oh, and when you go out with a guy be sure he has a brother or a friend who is single before you call me!
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Nina : We have to make him quit. If we get naked pictures of him and pictures of farm animals, I could photoshop them.
Maria Kelly : That's an excellent idea!
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[from trailer]
Maria Kelly : I love that show! Is that the one with the genie?