Bewitched (2005)
Steve Carell: Uncle Arthur
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Quotes
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Uncle Arthur : Do you want the long version or the short version? Keep in mind, the long version is in Aramaic.
Jack Wyatt : The short version.
Uncle Arthur : You got involved with a witch, and when you do that... weird stuff happens.
Jack Wyatt : That's it?
Uncle Arthur : Do I have to explain everything to you? Okay, here's the deal. I'm not real. Iris is a witch.
Jack Wyatt : Iris is a witch?
Uncle Arthur : Don't dwell. And in my opinion, that manager of yours, Richie...
Jack Wyatt : What?
Uncle Arthur : ...isn't even human!
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Jack Wyatt : [takes a drink of something Uncle Arthur has just made in the blender] This tastes awful!
Uncle Arthur : I know. I just like to blend.
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Jack Wyatt : Umm... This is terrible!
Uncle Arthur : I know! I just... love to blend!
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Jack Wyatt : Watch the road!
Uncle Arthur : Hey, is it Porsche, or Porsha?
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Jack Wyatt : I'm going to be killed by a fictional character!
Uncle Arthur : Yes, you are.
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Uncle Arthur : Run, you idiot.