Chicken Little (2005)
Zach Braff: Chicken Little
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Quotes
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Chicken Little : [to Abby] By the way, I'd like to say I've always found you extremely attractive.
[he kisses her]
Abby Mallard : Now THAT'S closure.
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[repeated line]
Chicken Little : Who are we talking about?
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Abby Mallard : Hey, remember when that icy blue stuff fell from the sky? Everybody thought it was from space and stuff, and it just turned out to be frozen pee from a jet airplane.
Runt of the Litter : Yeah, that's right! It's frozen pee. Yeah, it's frozen pee. Pee, pee, pee, pee, pee...
Chicken Little : Could you stop saying that?
Runt of the Litter : What, pee?
Chicken Little : Pee.
Abby Mallard : How 'bout tinkle?
Runt of the Litter : Piddle?
Abby Mallard : Whiz?
[Fish gurgles]
Runt of the Litter : Wee-wee?
Chicken Little : Okay, subject change.
[pause]
Runt of the Litter : Make pishee?
Chicken Little : I don't care what it is!
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Alien Cop : Okay, everything's been put back to normal, except for this one over here.
Foxy Loxy : [dressed in a pink dress and curls] Hi, y'all.
[Everyone else gasps]
Chicken Little : Foxy?
Foxy Loxy : [singing in a girly manner] Lollipop, lollipop / Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli, lollipop...
Alien Cop : She got her brainwaves a little scrambled during reconstitution, but, no worries! We can put her back the way she was.
Runt of the Litter : No! She's perfect.
[joins Foxy]
Runt of the Litter : Lollipop.
[popping sound]
Foxy Loxy , Runt of the Litter : Lollipop.
Alien Cop : Scary.
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Chicken Little : [to the aliens] So... have you been to the mall?
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Chicken Little : A piece of the sky? Shaped like a stop sign? Not again!
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Chicken Little : Don't tap the glass, they hate it when you do that.
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Coach : Okay, kid. Listen up. You have an itty-bitty, teeny-tiny strike zone. There's no way he can throw you out! Just take the walk and don't swing.
Chicken Little : Yeah. But, Coach. I have a good feeling about...
Coach : Look. Look at me, look at me. Don't swing, take the walk, you hear me? Just take the walk.
Chicken Little : But, coach! Wait!
Coach : DON'T SWING!
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Chicken Little : Modern Mallard says avoiding closure can lead to molting, and I'm already small and on top of that I don't think I can handle being bald!
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Mayor Turkey Lurkey : [stops a crowd] Oh, look, a penny.
Chicken Little : Guys!
[the crowd continues, whilst Lurkey stops to pick up the penny he found]
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Chicken Little : There's... there's... it's a... you have to... D'oh... Doo-wah!
Dog : What did he say?
Mayor Turkey Lurkey : [reading a sign-holding dog's signs] There's... there's... it's a... you have to... D'oh... Doo-wah!
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Chicken Little : His name is Kirby?
Abby Mallard : They left him behind?
Runt of the Litter : Darth Vader's Luke's father?
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[after Abby gets hit by a dodgeball]
Chicken Little : That does it! We were in a time-out, Foxy. Prepare to hurt, and I don't mean emotionally like I do!
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Chicken Little : I put on five ounces this year. I've really bulked up.
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Buck Cluck : The commemorative plates.
Chicken Little : Yeah, yeah.
Buck Cluck : You know, you saw them, right?
Chicken Little : Yeah, I saw them.
Buck Cluck : You can't eat off 'em, but they're there.
Chicken Little : Well, they're not microwave safe.
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Abby Mallard : Tough morning?
Chicken Little : I had a run-in with my old nemesis.
Abby Mallard : Gum on the crosswalk?
Chicken Little : He won this round.
Abby Mallard : Your old foe.
Chicken Little : Mmm-hmm.
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Chicken Little : Runt, just do it. It'll work. We'll survive!
[intro to "I Will Survive" plays]
Runt of the Litter : I will survive? Brake, Abby!
Abby Mallard : [still lovesick from her kiss] Okay.
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Buck Cluck : I'd like to see the movie they make about you now.
Chicken Little : I just hope they stay true to what really happened?
Buck Cluck : Oh, son. These people are from Hollywood. The one thing they will never do is mess with a good story.
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Buck Cluck : Some teenagers, you know, they get quite a rush from stamp-collecting! You wanna stop? We'll get some stamps...
Chicken Little : No, I don't like stamps.
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Buck Cluck : [From trailer] Son, there's something I want you to know.
Chicken Little : What, dad?
Buck Cluck : In about three seconds, I'm going to scream like a little girl!