Reno 911! (2003– )

Ken Marino: Creepy Clown, Frank, Rookie Jared Reese, Sgt. Andrew Blake, Widower

Quotes 

• Lt. Jim Dangle : What size shoe do you wear?

  Frank : I wear a ten and a half, but I'll tell you what... I'm bustin' right out of it.

  [Dangle ponders this in silence] 

  Frank : You don't think my nose is too big do you?

  Lt. Jim Dangle : No, no, no... It's a good size. It's very... Roman.

  [Dangle looks down at Frank's crotch]