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Episodes Rated by IMDb User Votes

Rated Episodes

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Votes

1.12  Camel Filters and Pheremones 8.2 262
1.1  Pilot 8.1 175
2.1  Back Off Mary Poppins 7.5 172
5.17  Fish in a Drawer 8.1 146
1.18  An Old Flame with a New Wick 7.6 136
3.6  Hi, Mr. Horned One 8.1 134
1.2  Big Flappy Bastards 7.6 129
1.4  If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap 7.7 124
2.23  Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab 8.0 123
1.3  Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell 7.3 122
1.7  If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake 7.9 120
1.10  Merry Thanksgiving 7.7 120
1.5  The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump 7.5 117
1.19  I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You 7.6 117
1.15  Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick 7.4 111
1.21  No Sniffing, No Wowing 7.7 109
1.6  Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? 7.2 108
4.6  Apologies for the Frivolity 7.9 108
4.23  Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin 7.8 108
6.1  Taterhead Is Our Love Child 8.1 108
1.9  Phase One, Complete 7.5 105
4.11  Walnuts and Demerol 8.0 105
7.1  818-jklpuzo 8.4 105
3.7  Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop 7.9 104
3.20  Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro 7.5 104
1.11  Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor 7.0 102
1.16  That Was Saliva, Alan 7.5 102
4.15  My Damn Stalker 7.7 102
4.24  Prostitutes and Gelato 8.1 102
1.23  Just Like Buffalo 7.8 101
1.8  Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful 7.4 100
1.14  I Can't Afford Hyenas 7.3 100
4.19  Smooth as a Ken Doll 7.7 100
2.11  Last Chance to See Those Tattoos 7.5 99
5.8  Is There a Mrs. Waffles? 8.1 99
2.18  It Was Mame, Mom 7.3 98
4.2  Who's Vod Kanockers 7.4 98
4.20  Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot 7.5 98
5.18  If My Hole Could Talk 7.1 98
1.13  Sarah Like Puny Alan 7.4 96
4.5  A Live Woman of Proven Fertility 7.2 96
2.17  Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam! 7.7 95
2.24  Does This Smell Funny to You 7.7 95
3.11  Santa's Village of the Damned 7.8 95
4.1  Working for Caligula 7.2 95
1.20  Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark 7.0 94
1.22  My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet 7.4 94
2.3  A Bag Full of Jawea 7.7 94
2.12  A Lung Full of Alan 7.7 94
1.24  Can You Feel My Finger 7.7 93
2.2  Enjoy Those Garlic Balls 7.3 93
2.5  Bad News from the Clinic 7.4 93
2.9  Yes, Monsignor 7.5 92
3.16  Ergo, the Booty Call 7.9 92
4.16  Young People Have Phlegm Too 7.4 92
3.8  That Voodoo That I Do Do 7.8 91
3.24  That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite 7.7 91
4.18  It Never Rains in Hooterville 7.4 91
1.17  Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats 7.5 90
4.3  The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress 7.2 90
2.10  The Salmon Under My Sweater 7.8 89
6.24  Baseball Was Better with Steroids 8.0 89
3.9  Madame and Her Special Friend 7.7 88
4.9  Corey's Been Dead for an Hour 7.2 88
5.10  Kinda Like Necrophilia 7.8 88
5.14  Winky-Dink Time 7.6 88
3.14  Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded 7.7 87
4.13  Don't Worry, Speed Racer 7.4 86
4.4  A Pot Smoking Monkey 7.1 85
4.10  Kissing Abraham Lincoln 7.4 85
5.16  Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty 7.9 85
6.19  The Two Finger Rule 8.7 85
2.4  Go Get Mommy's Bra 7.4 84
2.7  A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana 7.1 84
3.19  Golly Moses, She's a Muffin 7.3 84
4.7  Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head 7.6 84
4.17  I Merely Slept with a Commie 7.5 84
5.1  Large Birds, Spiders and Mom 7.5 84
3.21  And the Plot Moistens 7.3 83
4.14  That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami 7.3 83
4.21  Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous 7.4 83
6.4  The Flavin' and the Mavin' 7.3 83
3.12  That Special Tug 7.9 82
2.20  I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey 7.3 81
2.21  A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On 7.4 81
3.23  Arguments for the Quickie 7.1 81
4.8  Release the Dogs 7.4 81
2.6  The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance 7.5 80
2.13  Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow 7.8 80
5.15  Rough Night in Hump Junction 7.7 80
6.9  The Mooch at the Boo 8.2 80
5.2  Media Room Slash Dungeon 7.3 79
5.6  Help Daddy Find His Toenail 7.6 79
6.3  Damn You, Eggs Benedict 8.0 79
2.8  Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers 7.6 78
2.16  Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? 7.6 78
2.19  A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise 7.4 78
3.2  Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover 7.5 78
4.12  Castrating Sheep in Montana 7.0 78
4.22  Mr. McGlue's Feedbag 7.3 78
5.11  Meander to Your Dander 7.6 78
6.12  Thank God for Scoliosis 7.6 78
3.13  Humiliation Is a Visual Medium 7.3 77
3.3  Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark 7.5 76
3.4  Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs 7.5 76
5.13  The Soil is Moist 7.7 76
6.5  A Jock Strap in Hell 7.2 76
2.22  That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother 7.3 75
3.15  My Tongue Is Meat 7.4 75
5.9  Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids 7.6 75
5.12  A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh 7.7 75
3.1  Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts 7.3 73
3.18  The Spit-Covered Cobbler 7.4 73
3.17  The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer 7.4 72
5.3  Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo 7.4 72
6.2  Pie Hole, Herb 7.7 72
2.14  Those Big Pink Things with Coconut 7.4 71
2.15  Smell the Umbrella Stand 7.4 71
3.5  We Called It Mr. Pinky 7.5 71
3.22  Just Once with Aunt Sophie 7.2 71
5.7  The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room 7.4 71
6.6  It's Always Nazi Week 7.6 71
6.11  The Devil's Lube 7.6 71
1.0  Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot 8.2 70
5.4  City of Great Racks 7.7 70
5.5  Putting Swim Fins on a Cat 7.5 70
5.19  Waiting for the Right Snapper 7.7 70
3.10  Something Salted and Twisted 7.3 68
6.21  Above Exalted Cyclops 8.2 66
6.16  She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime 7.9 64
6.7  Best H.O. Money Can Buy 7.6 63
6.14  David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie 7.9 63
7.8  Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. 8.3 62
6.20  Hello, I am Alan Cousteau 8.1 60
7.3  Mmm, Fish. Yum. 7.4 60
6.18  My Son's Enormous Head 7.6 59
-  Jake Comes of Age 7.6 59
6.23  Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth 7.6 58
7.2  Whipped Unto the Third Generation 7.6 58
6.8  Pinocchio's Mouth 7.4 56
6.10  He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited 7.5 56
7.4  Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator 7.4 56
7.5  For the Sake of the Child 6.9 56
7.7  Untainted by Filth 7.4 56
6.13  I Think You Offended Don 7.3 54
6.22  Sir Lancelot's Litter Box 7.5 54
7.6  Give Me Your Thumb 7.3 51
7.9  Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair 7.3 49
6.15  I'd Like to Start with the Cat 7.9 48
6.17  The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? 7.5 42
7.11  Warning, It's Dirty 7.5 42
7.10  That's Why They Call It Ball Room 7.0 36