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"Two and a Half Men"
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"Two and a Half Men" (2003)

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Episodes Rated by IMDb User Votes

Rated Episodes

# Episode User
Rating		 User
Votes

1.12  Camel Filters and Pheremones 7.7 97
1.1  Pilot 8.0 68
2.1  Back Off Mary Poppins 6.8 62
4.6  Apologies for the Frivolity 7.6 49
4.15  My Damn Stalker 7.5 48
1.10  Merry Thanksgiving 7.1 46
1.4  If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap 7.1 45
4.5  A Live Woman of Proven Fertility 6.6 44
1.3  Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell 6.8 43
2.23  Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab 7.5 43
4.19  Smooth as a Ken Doll 7.3 43
1.7  If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake 7.4 42
1.19  I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You 6.9 42
1.18  An Old Flame with a New Wick 6.7 41
4.1  Working for Caligula 6.9 41
4.23  Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin 7.5 41
4.11  Walnuts and Demerol 7.6 40
1.2  Big Flappy Bastards 7.1 39
1.15  Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick 6.6 39
2.3  A Bag Full of Jawea 7.3 39
2.5  Bad News from the Clinic 7.0 39
3.24  That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite 7.2 39
4.13  Don't Worry, Speed Racer 6.9 39
4.20  Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot 6.6 39
5.17  Fish in a Drawer 7.4 39
1.6  Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? 6.6 38
2.18  It Was Mame, Mom 6.6 38
3.20  Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro 6.8 38
4.2  Who's Vod Kanockers 7.1 38
2.2  Enjoy Those Garlic Balls 6.8 37
1.16  That Was Saliva, Alan 6.7 36
1.23  Just Like Buffalo 7.3 36
4.18  It Never Rains in Hooterville 6.7 36
1.5  The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up with a Hump 7.0 35
1.21  No Sniffing, No Wowing 7.2 35
2.9  Yes, Monsignor 7.1 35
2.17  Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam! 7.3 35
3.7  Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop 7.8 35
4.3  The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress 6.9 35
4.16  Young People Have Phlegm Too 6.8 35
3.16  Ergo, the Booty Call 7.5 34
4.9  Corey's Been Dead for an Hour 6.3 34
4.17  I Merely Slept with a Commie 7.1 34
4.24  Prostitutes and Gelato 7.5 34
-  Jake Comes of Age 6.9 34
1.14  I Can't Afford Hyenas 6.6 33
2.11  Last Chance to See Those Tattoos 6.8 33
3.6  Hi, Mr. Horned One 7.6 33
1.24  Can You Feel My Finger 7.1 32
2.10  The Salmon Under My Sweater 7.4 32
2.12  A Lung Full of Alan 7.0 32
3.23  Arguments for the Quickie 6.8 32
4.4  A Pot Smoking Monkey 6.3 32
4.8  Release the Dogs 6.7 32
4.14  That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami 6.4 32
1.8  Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful 6.7 31
1.9  Phase One, Complete 6.9 31
1.22  My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet 6.8 31
3.11  Santa's Village of the Damned 7.4 31
3.21  And the Plot Moistens 6.3 31
4.21  Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous 6.5 31
5.10  Kinda Like Necrophilia 7.5 31
1.13  Sara Like Puny Alan 6.6 30
2.6  The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance 7.0 30
4.7  Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head 7.1 30
4.10  Kissing Abraham Lincoln 6.8 30
1.11  Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor 6.2 29
2.20  I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey 6.8 29
2.24  Does Something Smell Funny to You 7.1 29
3.8  That Voodoo That I Do Do 7.5 29
3.9  Madame and Her Special Friend 7.3 29
5.1  Large Birds, Spiders and Mom 7.3 29
1.0  Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot 8.3 28
2.4  Go Get Mommy's Bra 6.6 28
2.13  Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow 7.2 28
3.14  Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded 7.3 28
4.22  Mr. McGlue's Feedbag 6.4 28
1.20  Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark 6.2 27
3.12  That Special Tug 7.7 27
4.12  Castrating Sheep in Montana 6.2 27
1.17  Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats 7.0 26
2.8  Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers 6.8 26
3.13  Humiliation Is a Visual Medium 6.6 26
3.15  My Tongue Is Meat 7.1 26
3.19  Golly Moses, She's a Muffin 6.7 26
2.16  Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? 7.0 25
2.14  Those Big Pink Things with Coconut 6.7 24
3.2  Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover 7.1 24
3.3  Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark 7.4 24
3.17  The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer 7.3 24
5.2  Media Room Slash Dungeon 6.8 24
2.7  A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana 6.1 23
3.22  Just Once with Aunt Sophie 6.4 23
2.19  A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise 6.6 22
3.4  Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs 7.0 22
3.18  The Spit-Covered Cobbler 6.6 22
5.8  Is There a Mrs. Waffles? 7.6 22
5.14  Winky-Dink Time 6.7 22
3.5  We Called It Mr. Pinky 7.1 21
2.15  Smell the Umbrella Stand 6.6 20
5.11  Meander to Your Dander 6.9 20
2.21  A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On 6.6 19
3.1  Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts 6.7 19
5.6  Help Daddy Find His Toenail 7.2 19
5.9  Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids 6.7 19
3.10  Something Salted and Twisted 7.0 18
5.3  Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo 7.1 18
5.7  The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room 7.1 18
5.13  The Soil is Moist 7.3 18
5.4  City of Great Racks 7.2 17
5.12  A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh 7.8 17
5.15  Rough Night in Hump Junction 7.2 17
2.22  That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother 6.7 16
5.5  Putting Swim Fins on a Cat 7.3 15
5.16  Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty 7.4 15
5.18  If My Hole Could Talk 5.5 9

Unrated Episodes

# Episode
5.19  Waiting for the Right Snapper