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| Season 1, Episode 1: PilotOriginal Air Date—22 September 2003 After 12 years of marriage, his wife Judith, kicks Alan out. He turns to his older brother Charlie for help. Charlie has trouble adjusting his carefree lifestyle with the presence of his 10 year old nephew.
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| Original Air Date—29 September 2003 Alan punishes Jake for an incident at Judith's house. Charlie is lax in enforcing Alan's restrictions, then some seagulls invade Charlie's house as a result of Jake's actions, Charlie has to learn how to discipline his nephew.
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| Original Air Date—6 October 2003 Charlie and Alan go out drinking. Alan tries to reconcile with his wife, after that fails. They decide to confront the root of their issues, their mother. |
| Original Air Date—13 October 2003 As Charlie tries to write a new jingle, Berta quits. Alan tries to convince her to come back. Leaving Charlie to get Jake ready for a dinner. And Rose tries to get Charlie's help to prepare for a date. |
| Original Air Date—20 October 2003 Jake's soccer games lead to Alan and Charlie having encounters with teammates' sexy mothers.
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| Original Air Date—27 October 2003 Charlie and Evelyn date members of the same family.
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| Original Air Date—3 November 2003 Jake sees a butterfly tattoo on the firm bottom of a surfer-chick friend of Charlie's, which is the start a string of harmless events that become larger and more disastrous with each action. This is not unlike the famous chaos theory's Butterfly Effect, asking if the flap of a butterfly's wing in Brazil, could set off a tornado in Texas. |
| Original Air Date—10 November 2003 After being tricked into helping Alan and Judith produce Jake's classroom musical, Charlie is flattered to find out that the kids know all the words to his jingles. Alan is blind-sided with divorce papers from Judith, causing strife which results in Charlie, who refuses to deal with the pre-pubers without a snootful, having to produce the play on his own. Jake is crushed when he realizes that a reconciliation between his parents may never happen. |
| Original Air Date—17 November 2003 Charlie wants to dump a female friend to whom Jake has grown attached. Alan and Rose bond over a game of Scrabble. |
| Original Air Date—24 November 2003 Thanksgiving winds up being the least thankful day of the year for Charlie, who has to bribe various members of his household to even come to a traditional turkey dinner. Not only are the usual feuds in evidence (leading to a turkey-carving right out of "Psycho") but Judith's parents are actually sympathetic to Alan and hostile to their own daughter for her "fling" with lesbianism. |
| Original Air Date—15 December 2003 Seeing Judith's new look and boyfriend prompts Alan to realize that if he wants to get back into the dating scene, he will need to change his look also. |
| Original Air Date—5 January 2004 Berta brings her 16 year old granddaughter to work. She poses issues for the men. |
| Original Air Date—12 January 2004 Charlie tries to nurse Alan back from the flu because he needs him for a double date with sisters. |
| Original Air Date—2 February 2004 Charlie's accountant Stan tries to make Charlie understand his desperate financial situation. |
| Original Air Date—9 February 2004 Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie--against Alan's advice. |
| Original Air Date—16 February 2004 Now Frankie has tricked the Harpers into taking her and her daughter Joanie in, she explains that Bob's parents want her declared mentally incompetent in order to get custody. Charlie wants to dump her, but Alan insists on taking them both in. Jake doesn't enjoy the 8 year old's 'romantic' attention. Charlie hates the consolation kisses and compliments, and is stunned when Frankie prefers intimacy with Alan. Charlie rightly warns him he's just falling for his 'damsel in distress', but warns her not to hurt his kid brother. |
| Original Air Date—23 February 2004 Charlie is offended when Alan chooses his married, responsible cousins as Jake's guardians. |
| Original Air Date—1 March 2004 Charlie's old flame, Jill, comes for a visit, she had an operation and is now called "Bill." Then Evelyn starts dating Bill. |
| Original Air Date—22 March 2004 Judith's sister Liz comes for a visit. |
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| Original Air Date—3 May 2004 After Charlie is given a witness interview by Alan's expensive, power-hungry divorce lawyer, Laura, she sets her sights on him, but warns him that it must be kept a secret, giving him strict ground rules to follow. Unaware of what is going on, Alan is feeling somewhat confident about the possibility of a fair custody/settlement agreement, despite Judith's concerns about Jake living at Uncle Charlie's house on weekends. When Charlie brings home Laura's paralegal to play, and Laura catches them together, Charlie finds her reaction to the situation unacceptable. Alan in dumbfounded when his lawyer tanks his case. |
| Original Air Date—10 May 2004 Alan has consented to pay for Jake's appointment at the child psychologist, self-confessed mere guesser Dr. Freeman. Charlie finds that Alan is the one who sleepwalks and performing domestic chores, and hears from ma Evelyn it had happened before - from their dad's death till Alan's sexual awaking. Arranging a sex-life for Alan fails as he refuses one night-stands, so Charlie finally drags Alan to the child psychologist, and ends up as a stand in for Judith. |
| Original Air Date—17 May 2004 Jake repeats something Charlie says to Judith. Then Judith refuses to let Alan take Jake for the weekend. Alan tries to talk to Judith, but encounters resistance from Judith and her friends. It's up to Charlie to set things right. |
| Original Air Date—24 May 2004 Charlie is sure he isn't ready for fatherhood after a year of trying to raise Jake, so he opts to have a vasectomy. But when the doctor performing the procedure keeps getting calls from his wife -- who's about to give birth -- Charlie starts to think about what fatherhood might entail and likes the idea, provided he still has his vital organs intact (in more ways than one). |
| Original Air Date—20 September 2004 Charlie is having some friends coming over to his house to have a gathering but Alan is not invited. Things got worse when Alan is also not invited to Judith's party even though her guests are Alan's friends. |
| Original Air Date—27 September 2004 Alan is hurt after finding out Judith is seeing Jake's pediatrician. Meanwhile, Evelyn tries to find out why Charlie hates her. |
| Original Air Date—4 October 2004 After Jake flips off his teacher, Alan and Judith move to punish him. Charlie, meanwhile, has other plans for Jake's teacher. Chaos ensues when Jake discovers the relationship and the increasingly overbearing Miss Pasternak tells Charlie she believes God brought them together. |
| Original Air Date—11 October 2004 After Charlie reluctantly lends Evelyn his new car, he later discovers her bra in the back seat. Meanwhile, Alan is forced to compensate after Jake gets attached to Judith's rich and talented boyfriend. |
| Original Air Date—18 October 2004 Charlie is dating a self-assured woman who plays hard to get, easily dismisses him, and he finds it disarming. Rose gets Charlie to see that his new lady-friend, Sherry, is in his head because she is just like him; a self-centered, manipulative, narcissist. Charlie debates breaking it off. Alan and Jake fiercely battle wills over Jake doing his homework. |
| Original Air Date—25 October 2004 After confessing responsibility for a childhood shoplifting incident blamed on Alan, Charlie seeks the forgiveness of his now infuriated brother. |
| Original Air Date—8 November 2004 Evelyn announces she is receiving an honor from the real estate industry and that Charlie and Alan will host a party in her honor. Mayhem ensues when Berta and her sister agree to cater the event, but sibling rivalry takes center stage. |
| Original Air Date—15 November 2004 Alan gets carried away with a woman he met at the supermarket, and it's up to Charlie to talk some sense into him while shielding Jake and Judith from what's going on. |
| Original Air Date—22 November 2004 Charlie runs into a newly-divorced ex, now single mom, who's willing to give him another shot. Back home, Jake tries to diagnose his learning problems. |
| Original Air Date—29 November 2004 Charlie struggles to write a jingle for a new cartoon. Meanwhile, Alan spends time with Rose, and Jake procrastinates doing a book report. |
| Original Air Date—13 December 2004 Charlie sets out to find who started a derogatory web site about him. Meanwhile, Alan overhears something he shouldn't on Jake's webcam.
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| Original Air Date—3 January 2005 An old classmate is in town while Charlie and Alan spar over whom she likes more.
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| Original Air Date—17 January 2005 Tensions rise after an earthquake displaces Judith to Charlie's house.
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| Original Air Date—31 January 2005 Evelyn's condescending attitude towards Jake's good grades sets Charlie and Alan out for revenge.
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| Original Air Date—7 February 2005 Charlie and Alan's weekend trip to Las Vegas has a little trouble getting off the ground.
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| Original Air Date—14 February 2005 It's the week of hell as Judith's out of town, Alan's got Jake, and nothing seems to be going right.
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| Original Air Date—21 February 2005 Berta teaches Jake something about cleanliness while Charlie's in pain after a sexual encounter went horribly wrong.
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| Original Air Date—7 March 2005 Charlie cons Alan into being his date at his gay friend's dinner party. But how long can they keep up the act?
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| Original Air Date—21 March 2005 A freak food-flinging accident leaves Alan with impaired vision, which doesn't bode well especially when he draws a liking to one of Charlie's exs. |
| Original Air Date—18 April 2005 Rose intervenes after Alan and Charlie come to blows over some of their unresolved issues. |
| Original Air Date—2 May 2005 After one of her ex-husbands dies, Evelyn summons Alan, Charlie, and Jake to the funeral, where Charlie takes a keen interest in the widow. |
| Original Air Date—9 May 2005 Alan borrows money from Evelyn to buy a Porsche. However, life doesn't become as glamorous as he expects. |
| Original Air Date—16 May 2005 After finding out that Jake has spent the night at his other grandparents's house, Evelyn insists that Jake spend a night at her place. After convincing Jake to stay at her place, Alan and Charlie worry about how Jake will be affected by his overnight visit. |
| Original Air Date—23 May 2005 Jake recounts his weekend in which Charlie's latest fling is with a woman who turns out to be married to a now very angry old man. |
| Original Air Date—19 September 2005 After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie has to look after the adolescent and increasingly obnoxious Jake for the weekend. |
| Original Air Date—26 September 2005 Alan has to lobby the principal to keep Jake from getting expelled, while Charlie is left to manage the chiropractic office for the day. |
| Original Air Date—3 October 2005 After it's revealed Alan and Judith have been trying to reconcile, Charlie, Evelyn, and Rose vie for the role of spoiler. |
| Original Air Date—10 October 2005 Alan looks for a new place after he invites Berta to stay at Charlie's house, bringing the brothers to blows. |
| Original Air Date—17 October 2005 Charlie's inability to reciprocate his girlfriend's love forces him to examine his relationships with women. |
| Original Air Date—24 October 2005 Charlie's Satan-worshiping girlfriend has a knack for the supernatural, and seems to be the cause of some strange happenings around the Harper house. |
| Original Air Date—7 November 2005 Charlie gets drunk and sleeps with Rose on her birthday. Rose says she knows it's no big deal. But her father quickly shows up at Charlie's house, under the impression that they've been dating for two years. |
| Original Air Date—14 November 2005 Charlie bribes Jake into taking ballet lessons so he can vie for the affections of the teacher. Things go awry, however, when Charlie and Jake find themselves competing for those affections. |
| Original Air Date—21 November 2005 Charlie's elderly neighbor has an uncomfortable business proposition for Alan. |
| Original Air Date—28 November 2005 After Alan goes on a dinner with Jake, Charlie and Evelyn, he becomes fed up with seeking approval from women and decides to quit doing so with a little help from Charlie. |
| Original Air Date—19 December 2005 Alan's girlfriend Sandy is Malibu's answer to Martha Stewart, causing Alan and Charlie to pack on the pounds. Their desire for her fabulous culinary output is ultimately overwhelmed by her craziness.
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| Original Air Date—9 January 2006 After a disastrous evening out with his brother, Charlie decides it is time to see a shrink. |
| Original Air Date—23 January 2006 Charlie has to decide whether he can really commit to a serious relationship with Mia, especially when sex is currently off the agenda. Unsurprisingly, his suggestion that he sleep with other women in the meantime falls on somewhat stony ground. |
| Original Air Date—6 February 2006 As Charlie tries to receive his version of benefits from the relationship he has with Mia, Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend. |
| Original Air Date—27 February 2006 Forced to hide in his garage to enjoy a brace of beers and half a Cuban cigar, Charlie's attempts to keep his unhealthy lifestyle habits secret from Mia fall apart when she smells bacon on his breath, resulting in their first major argument since taking their relationship to a physical plane. |
| Original Air Date—6 March 2006 As Jake's twelfth birthday approaches, Alan is still smiling ear-to-ear over his sex life with 22 year-old hottie Kandi, even when he's forced to explain to his son what a "booty call" is. Meanwhile, Jake celebrates with a sip of coffee and a handful of vitamins - or at least, that's what he assumes the blue pills in his dad's bathroom cabinet are, with the "V" imprinted. Like Berta says, he's going to need another party hat. |
| Original Air Date—13 March 2006 At Alan's insistence and to avoid having to escort the daughter of one of ma's clients (she invited that), Charlie attends with Alan, ma and Jake the jingle awards ceremony, where he's nominated and just knows Archie Baldwin will win for the seventh year in a row, because that pompous ass always gets the sexy products, a good tune for medication like Charlie's clients is never good enough to get a fair chance. He's right, and was forced by Rose -who will otherwise stalk him again- to make her adoring teenage boyfriend Gordon give her some private space again; when that works, she changes her mind... |
| Original Air Date—20 March 2006 Alan finally has an attractive date, 22 year-old Kandi, but she's even dumber then Jake, and as Charlie rightly points out girls that age are extremely high maintenance. Charlie has his fun seeing Alan struggle with the growing pile of bills, driving him to raid Jake's mammoth piggy bank and taking a second job as pizza deliverer, but still helps his double-plucked brother when wicked ex Judith insists on alimony. Alas Kandi... |
| Original Air Date—10 April 2006 The Harpers's world is inverted: Charlie's ex Kandi, of his countless girls about the dumbest, not only became Alan's lover but even says she prefers sex with him, and has been living in Charlie's beach-house, as unnoticed as several furniture changes, for three weeks since she was evicted. Charlie has suffered a sexual drought even longer, by now even Berta and her cousin in prison begin to look somehow attractive. Judith finds out, and is shocked Jake is exposed to such a floozy; despite his brother's warning to keep love and business apart, Alan tries her as secretary in his surgery, with even more and worse results then either could fear... |
| Original Air Date—24 April 2006 Alan is made to admit to Charlie, who keeps hitting it in, he has hit rock-bottom now his brainless girlfriend Kandi has moved in with his ex. It's all so confusing that Jake would prefer dad's ladies to be lesbians, then tells him Kandi's ma Mandi has joined Charlie's endless list of sexual conquests. Alan can't talk to Kandi, she just repeats Judith's phrases, clearly without understanding the words, but he sees her dad, Mandi's ex Andy, arrive on blind date with his own ex Judith. Frolicking finale at Judith's, in rooms, bed and hot-tub... |
| Original Air Date—1 May 2006 Alan turns to Jake's teacher for stimulating conversation, since Kandi obviously can't provide any. But the teacher starts to get the wrong idea about Alan's intentions. |
| Original Air Date—8 May 2006 Jake has his first boys-girls party, dating a smart girl, Wendy Cho. Alan was looking forward to coaching his son, but even Jake, who spends his schooldays watching the clock tick, isn't dumb enough to consider dating advice from the worst womanizer in L.A., while Charlie proves he can coach a virtually hopeless case -Alan and Judith's genes without the IQ- trough appearance, dance and anything else. In fact Alan envies Jake so much, he still hopes for ... |
| Original Air Date—15 May 2006 Mia comes back and asks Charlie to donate his sperm. He agrees to, but for some unknown reason he can't deliver. |
| Original Air Date—22 May 2006 Charlie and Mia discover that setting up a wedding with their two crazy families is a disaster, so they decide to get married in Las Vegas. |
| Original Air Date—18 September 2006 Kandi dumps Alan, which forces him and Jake to move back in with Charlie, who was just getting used to getting his bachelor pad back. |
| Original Air Date—25 September 2006 Charlie starts to lose control now that Mia's gone and Alan and Jake are back, and his frustration culminates in a violent confrontation with his new neighbor, Steven Tyler. |
| Original Air Date—2 October 2006 In the middle of a near-death experience, Charlie thinks he hears his father's voice tell him to take care of his mother, who is just about to have a "minor procedure" performed on her. |
| Original Air Date—9 October 2006 Alan wants custody of the dog Chester he shared in his late marriage with Kandi. Meanwhile, Charlie helps Jake with his girlfriend. |
| Original Air Date—16 October 2006 When Judith announces she is going to remarry, Charlie and Alan must convince her fiancé to proceed with the nuptials after he displays signs of cold feet, so that Alan can discontinue alimony payments to Judith. |
| Original Air Date—23 October 2006 Charlie is the last one to realize that he is dating a younger version of his mother. |
| Original Air Date—30 October 2006 Charlie reluctantly agrees to help Berta as she confronts the man who impregnated her youngest daughter and Alan tells Charlie about a secret fetish. |
| Original Air Date—13 November 2006 After a bout with insomnia, Alan is escorted home from a midnight run on the beach by the local sheriff's department. Jake fights back when Charlie goes back on his word about not dating his friend's mother. |
| Original Air Date—20 November 2006 Charlie finally gets fed up with Alan always weaseling his way out of picking up a bill, and it only gets worse when he discovers Alan's secret stash of money. |
| Original Air Date—27 November 2006 Charlie's new live-in girlfriend is skating on thin ice with Berta because she threatens Berta's "alpha dog" status, and Kandi lets Alan have sex with her again so that he won't sell the condo. |
| Original Air Date—11 December 2006 Charlie's quest to get laid on Christmas Eve threatens to fall apart when everybody shows up at his house and refuses to leave.
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| Original Air Date—8 January 2007 Alan is seeing Berta's daughter behind everyone's back. But when Berta finds out, Alan is shocked and a little disturbed by her positive response. |
| Original Air Date—22 January 2007 Repressed memories come back to the surface for Charlie after Jake talks about hearing his mom having sex. |
| Original Air Date—5 February 2007 Charlie tries to set up Alan with the sexy and rich new next-door neighbor who is looking to settle down. But when Charlie discovers her secret history as a drunken slut, he decides to go after her himself. |
| Original Air Date—12 February 2007 Alan takes a stab at online dating, and Rose tells Charlie that she's moving away. |
| Original Air Date—19 February 2007 Charlie tries to convince himself and Alan that he's not too old to be part of the wild, young party crowd. |
| Original Air Date—26 February 2007 After Charlie and Alan tell their mom that nobody loves her enough to attend her funeral, she replaces them with a new family, which makes both of them very jealous. |
| Original Air Date—19 March 2007 Alan feels the pangs of fatherhood disappearing as Jake grows, and contemplates his future with Kandi, who is contemplating on a new career move. |
| Original Air Date—9 April 2007 Alan thinks he's making his last alimony payment to Judith, but Judith's future sister-in-law could be putting the wedding in jeopardy. And things only get worse when she hooks up with Charlie. |
| Original Air Date—16 April 2007 Alan sees nothing but troubles in his future as Charlie's relationship with Judith's future sister-in-law blossoms. |
| Original Air Date—23 April 2007 Everyone suspects that Alan may be coming out of the closet when he becomes good friends with a gay man. But Charlie is actually the one who is suddenly feeling insecure about his sexuality. |
| Original Air Date—30 April 2007 When Alan has to go renew his driver's license, he convinces Charlie to help Jake with book report. But when Charlie takes Jake to the track, instead, Jake's horse comes in. |
| Original Air Date—7 May 2007 Charlie hires a handyman to fix his deck, then begins to feel threatened when all the women in his life flock to the new guy.
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| Original Air Date—14 May 2007 In an effort to bond with Alan and Charlie, Evelyn's new boyfriend invites them on a trip to Vegas with all the frills.
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| See all videos (2) » | Original Air Date—24 September 2007 Jake is ready to begin junior high school, until Alan scares him by telling him about all of the horrors that he experienced. Meanwhile, Charlie has a rash in a most inopportune area.
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| Original Air Date—1 October 2007 Charlie and his mom temporarily become friends until Charlie takes an interest in one of her married clients, and Alan goes to bed with a woman who has self-esteem issues.
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| Original Air Date—8 October 2007 Charlie humors Alan by going on a date with a woman his own age instead of a young bimbo. But when the woman rejects him after the first date, he becomes obsessed with seeing her again.
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| Original Air Date—15 October 2007 Charlie is getting serious with Linda. But lately he seems to be seeing his ex-stalker, Rose. Has she returned from England, or is it his imagination?
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| Original Air Date—22 October 2007 Charlie hasn't had a paying gig for months, so Alan becomes part of a drug study to make extra money. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to bond with Linda's four-year-old son.
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| Original Air Date—29 October 2007 A medication mix-up causes Charlie to humiliate Linda at an important dinner, and Jake disobeys his dad's orders and sneaks out to attend a rock concert.
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| Original Air Date—5 November 2007 After Alan gets in a fight with Charlie over a decorative bowl, Alan and Jake move in with Alan's mom.
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| Original Air Date—12 November 2007 Charlie discovers that being a children's singer means making lots of money and picking up single moms. But he also discovers that he's going to have to overcome his fear of performing in front of large audiences. |
| Original Air Date—19 November 2007 Charlie ignores his future step-father's advice and gets involved with his daughter, and he learns the hard way that he should have heeded the warning. |
| Original Air Date—26 November 2007 Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend in high school, so he sets out to even the score. |
| Original Air Date—17 March 2008 Alan's latest relationship has grown stale, so he turns to Charlie for advice about how to break up with her. |
| Original Air Date—24 March 2008 Charlie is suffering from a bad cold, and Rose suddenly and mysteriously resurfaces to "take care of him." So why isn't Charlie getting any better? |
| Original Air Date—31 March 2008 Alan sleeps with a woman he and Judith were friends with when they were married, who then tells him that Judith says her new husband is a better lover than him. |
| Original Air Date—14 April 2008 Charlie sets up Alan with a prostitute, and accompanies Jake on a double date. |
| Original Air Date—21 April 2008 Charlie is acting even more promiscuous than normal, which is getting him in trouble with a lot of husbands and boyfriends. With the help of his psychiatrist, he discovers it's related to his ex-fiancée's upcoming wedding. |
| Original Air Date—28 April 2008 Alan helps to plan his mother's wedding, and Charlie makes some moves on the woman who will soon be his stepsister. |
| Original Air Date—5 May 2008 Parody of "CSI" in which a body is found in Charlie's bed, and detectives try to figure out who is the killer. |
| Original Air Date—12 May 2008 Charlie dates a self-help author who is much older than him, has a 32-year-old son, and treats him more like his son than his boyfriend. Jake tries to write a book report over the weekend, but keeps losing the book before he can read it.
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| Original Air Date—19 May 2008 Alan has a crush on Charlie's new older girlfriend, and Charlie discovers that he dated his girlfriend's son's fiancée. Meanwhile, Alan tries to get Jake to study for his algebra exam.
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| See all videos (2) » | Original Air Date—22 September 2008 Charlie runs into an ex with a child who looks and acts a lot like him. He begins to suspect that he is the child's father. |
| Original Air Date—29 September 2008 Charlie kicks Alan out the house again after Alan demands that Charlie pay him back the $38 he owes him. Alan and Jake are now forced to turn to Judith and Herb for a temporary home. |
| Original Air Date—6 October 2008 Alan tries to date two women at once and Charlie tries to learn how to cook. Jake tells Alan that he's studying with a friend, but he gets drunk instead. |
| Original Air Date—13 October 2008 Alan is angry when Charlie hooks up with his secretary because he knows that the situation will end badly for him after their inevitable breakup. |
| Original Air Date—20 October 2008 Charlie gets more than he bargained for when he tries to make amends to one of Jake's old teachers that he dated, who went off the deep end and became a stripper after he broke up with her. |
| Original Air Date—3 November 2008 Alan is overjoyed when he learns that Judith and Herb's marriage is on the rocks, but he gets more than he bargained for when he tries to fake-comfort her. Meanwhile, Herb tries picking up women with Charlie's help. |
| Original Air Date—10 November 2008 Alan and Judith start seeing each other again after Judith's breakup with Herb, Herb continues to turn to Charlie for help picking up women, and Charlie messes with Jake by threatening to get him sent to military school. |
| Original Air Date—17 November 2008 Charlie's month-long relationship threatens to go down the tubes when she asks him to spend the night at her house instead, and Alan grounds Jake for mooning some girls on a school bus. |
| Original Air Date—24 November 2008 Alan realizes what a babe magnet Charlie's car can be, while Charlie is left with the neighbor when his daughter disappears with Jake.
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| Original Air Date—8 December 2008 When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education and a car, Charlie suspects that she has an angle to play. |
| See all videos (2) » | Original Air Date—15 December 2008 Charlie contemplates making some changes in his life after an old buddy and partner in crime drops dead on the balcony of his beach house.
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| Original Air Date—12 January 2009 Alan considers hooking up with his receptionist--until he meets her mother, and Charlie and Jake fight for the affection of a beautiful woman |
| Original Air Date—19 January 2009 Judith is pregnant, Alan believes he is the father, and Judith tries to keep him away from Herb. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to figure out why Jake is so irritable. |
| Original Air Date—2 February 2009 After his family acts mean-spirited during Alan's "surprise" birthday party, Alan decides he's had enough and moves in with his girlfriend and mom. |
| Original Air Date—9 February 2009 Charlie's big mouth and lack of attention to details gets him in couples counseling with his girlfriend. |
| Original Air Date—2 March 2009 Charlie needs Alan and Jake's help getting rid of the drunk, half-naked bimbo passed out in his bed when his girlfriend tells him she's coming home early from a funeral. |
| Original Air Date—9 March 2009 Charlie is so desperate to get Chelsea to return his accidental "I love you" and not lose control in the relationship that he is willing to propose to her just to make her say it. |
| Original Air Date—16 March 2009 Charlie has trouble trying to take care of Chelsea when she gets sick. |
| Original Air Date—30 March 2009 Charlie, Alan and Herb commiserate with each other when their stupid decisions put them on the outs with their significant others. |
| See all videos (2) » | Original Air Date—13 April 2009 Charlie is disturbed when his mother meets Chelsea and starts spending time with her, but he has a plan for revenge. |
| Original Air Date—27 April 2009 Chelsea sets up Alan with her new "friend" Rose--the same Rose who stalked Charlie for years. But to Charlie's surprise, the two of them hit it off. |
| Original Air Date—4 May 2009 Charlie winds up in more hot water with Chelsea because he doesn't want her moving in with her. |
| Original Air Date—11 May 2009 Charlie is angry when Alan and Chelsea become good friends, until he figures out how to use the situation to his advantage. |
| Original Air Date—18 May 2009 Chelsea is jealous when Charlie's ex fiancé, Mia, calls him--perhaps rightfully so. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor, Herb is incapacitated, and Alan runs into his ex-girlfriend and receptionist at the hospital. |
| Original Air Date—21 September 2009 Chelsea encourages Charlie to help his ex-fiancé Mia launch her music career, but does he still have feelings for her? And what if she's a terrible singer? Meanwhile, Alan wants Charlie to let Melissa move in with him. |
| Original Air Date—28 September 2009 When Charlie's fiancée, Chelsea, convinces him to let Melissa, Alan's girlfriend, move in, the girls take over the house. |
| Original Air Date—5 October 2009 Alan is forced to take care of Judith's baby when Judith's mom falls off the wagon, and Jake tries to blackmail Charlie when he runs over Chelsea's cat. |
| Original Air Date—12 October 2009 Alan takes a job with his mom so that he can move out and have alone time with Melissa, and Chelsea is upset about the way that Jake is treating her. |
| Original Air Date—19 October 2009 Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public, so Alan tries to convince Charlie to work together to settle their differences and stop fighting with each other. |
| Original Air Date—2 November 2009 Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast reduction surgery and Charlie kicks him out. |
| Original Air Date—9 November 2009 After Charlie and Chelsea set their wedding date, Charlie and Alan go out and get drunk and wake up in bed together with a strange woman. |
| Original Air Date—16 November 2009 Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house while she gets over a bad breakup. |
| Original Air Date—23 November 2009 Charlie is crushed when he discovers he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea and Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap. |
| Original Air Date—7 December 2009 Charlie discovers that Chelsea hasn't been completely honest about her finances. |
| Original Air Date—14 December 2009 Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas. |
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