19 out of 25 people found the following comment useful :- A funny carefully crafted British comedy, 26 December 2004
Author:
Colin Duff from London UK
The long and sometimes unfairly maligned tradition of British comedy
films is still alive and kicking - thanks be! I saw this film as an
in-flight movie between Heathrow and JFK. There were about 8 other
films that passengers could chose from including the latest Hollywood
blockbusters. Given the loud laughs and cheers that broke out all round
the jumbo jet just at the points where I was doing likewise there is no
doubt in my mind that this film was being enjoyed by many. This is a
well observed, well written and carefully crafted film. There are
delightful performances from some of the cream of British light comedy
actors. Dervla Kirwan, with her smouldering good looks, initially had
me worried playing an averagely inhibited wife, but she carried it off
and her performance gained from the difference between her appearance
and behaviour. British comedies can either be too smugly Home Counties
based or too self consciously "up north" but despite being based around
Tyneside this film neatly avoids being obsessed by its location . This
may not be high art, this may not convey any serious messages but the
important task of entertaining and making people laugh, which this film
does admirably, should not be underestimated.
20 out of 31 people found the following comment useful :- Patronising, 8 December 2004
Author:
info-2022 from London, UK
(3/10)
So obviously made as a female take on 'The Full Monty', this film is so
carefully constructed according to a 'formula' that all life has been
almost totally sucked out of it (except for the actress who plays the
checkout girl, she's pretty good). Typically British, unadventurous,
predictable, visually flat (it looks like an ITV drama) and not very
funny. Also, Kelly Brook acts OK, has a great figure, and a lovely
smile to boot, but frankly she isn't the 10-out-of-10 stunner that this
character is supposed to be. It's obviously been made as a vehicle for
her, but she has been miscast!
19 out of 32 people found the following comment useful :- At last, a film you won't mind your girlfriend choosing!, 8 December 2004
Author:
iankeegan from Newcastle
I was dragged along to see School For Seduction by my girlfriend who
was dying to see the film. I have to say, I'm glad I went!
The film was highly entertaining, and not just because I was able to
watch Kelly Brook seduce everything from a broomstick to a room full of
salivating men (a lot better than watching miss jones wibbling into her
diary about hugh grant, I can tell you!). There was more than enough
laughs, an engaging plot and some good emotional parts (for the ladies,
of course).
So, if you want to earn yourself some brownie points with that special
lady in your life, take her to see School For Seduction (and you won't
have to suffer the usual drawl that your average chick-flick spits out)
4 out of 6 people found the following comment useful :- Perhaps a little more salt and pepper!, 11 September 2006
Author:
mark tusher (markymnstr@aol.com) from United States
I analogize this movie to a good looking meal that looks like it should
taste wonderful but no matter how many bites you take you can't believe
how bland it is.
The sound track was appealing and livened up the atmosphere.
Definitely had its moments of humor but lacked cohesive story telling.
It was like there were some good scenes, but not enough to string
together. A missed opportunity that could have been a take off on
Bridget Jones' Diary, or even Love Actually but fell disappointingly
short.
Sophia, (Kelly Brook) was of course gorgeous. The cast, overall, did a
commendable job.
2 out of 3 people found the following comment useful :- A group of city women take a course in seduction given by an Italian sex goddess, 18 December 2007
Author:
davidurieli from United Kingdom
*** This comment may contain spoilers ***
This brilliant film is typical of the low budget type involving no
special effect or set and needing no well known actors. It is in the
same style as 4 weddings and a funeral, letter to Brezhnev, the full
Monty, groundhog day, etc. very well written, funny and uplifting. A
group of friends are in dead end jobs or relationships or suffer
chronic lack of self confidence and are shown how to act the part even
if they can't be the part until their life really changes. Can't
understand the low rating some people gave it. This is way above the
general popular run of the mill, blockbuster for sheer enjoyment and
actually tells you something useful too. Added to that it is spoken in
broad Geordie, my favourite accent in the world. Feminists might hate
it for the mixed messages on sexuality, partly about female
empowerment, partly about looking good for your man. I think it comes
down decidedly on the former side.
2 out of 3 people found the following comment useful :- Very difficult to care about any of the characters, 17 May 2006
Author:
mediaskills from United Kingdom
*** This comment may contain spoilers ***
In 'School for Seduction' I was hoping for a northern British comedy in
the mould of 'Billy Elliot' or 'The Full Monty' ... or a lesser known
gem such as 'The Bare Necessities' (1996). To be fair, the film does
have some well-observed moments which could make good sketches in a
female-viewpoint TV comedy show such as 'Smack the Pony'. However, as a
full-length feature this movie is awful. The men are one-dimensional
stereotypes straight from central casting whilst the women fare little
better. The real-life Tyneside women I know are, without exception,
stronger, wittier and a damn sight sexier than any of the cut-outs
portrayed here. The cast do their best to inject some life into the
lines they're given but as each character plods her way through an
entirely predictable plot line it is difficult to sustain interest. Add
a plot twist which is, in the true sense of the word, incredible and
the production sinks without trace. For sisterhood solidarity movies
give me 'Real Women Have Curves' or 'Beauty Shop'; for Northern British
comedy give me 'Brassed off' or 'Blow Dry'. 'School for Seduction' - it
just sucks.
3 out of 5 people found the following comment useful :- Enjoyable, but not recommended., 6 October 2007
Author:
lastliberal from Florida
Every once in a while, I like to sit back and watch a "chick flick."
Writer/Director Sue Heel's first effort was mostly enjoyable as a time
passer, but there is nothing special to recommend it.
Kelly Brook (House of 9) was exquisite as the Italian beauty the opened
up a school for charm and seduction for ordinary London housewives. I
assume it was London, but what do I know. I am still trying to figure
out what a "chippy" is. She was far less believable as her secret is
revealed in the third act.
It was a funny story of men/woman problems, and how a little
conversation would serve us all well in our relationships.
I am still trying to figure out why this got an "R" rating. Did I fall
asleep?
1 out of 2 people found the following comment useful :- enjoyable, 14 October 2007
Author:
eastbergholt2002 from United States
School for Seduction is a charming and mildly entertaining film about a
bunch of women who mostly work at an Asda supermarket in Newcastle.
Their men either don't understand them or take them for granted. They
decide to become sexier and more confident and take a course in
seduction run by Kelly Brook. Inevitably as they start to take charge
of their lives, their outlook and relationships start to change. The
acting is excellent and the characters are believable. Sue Heel has
written an amusing script.
The film doesn't try and appeal to a trans-Atlantic audience, so there
are no-American stars. It just looks like life in Newcastle, warts and
all. As a British expat living in the U.S. it was good to be reminded
about the existence of saveloys and chips.
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19 out of 25 people found the following comment useful :-

A funny carefully crafted British comedy, 26 December 2004
Author: Colin Duff from London UK
The long and sometimes unfairly maligned tradition of British comedy films is still alive and kicking - thanks be! I saw this film as an in-flight movie between Heathrow and JFK. There were about 8 other films that passengers could chose from including the latest Hollywood blockbusters. Given the loud laughs and cheers that broke out all round the jumbo jet just at the points where I was doing likewise there is no doubt in my mind that this film was being enjoyed by many. This is a well observed, well written and carefully crafted film. There are delightful performances from some of the cream of British light comedy actors. Dervla Kirwan, with her smouldering good looks, initially had me worried playing an averagely inhibited wife, but she carried it off and her performance gained from the difference between her appearance and behaviour. British comedies can either be too smugly Home Counties based or too self consciously "up north" but despite being based around Tyneside this film neatly avoids being obsessed by its location . This may not be high art, this may not convey any serious messages but the important task of entertaining and making people laugh, which this film does admirably, should not be underestimated.
20 out of 31 people found the following comment useful :-

Patronising, 8 December 2004
Author: info-2022 from London, UK
(3/10)
So obviously made as a female take on 'The Full Monty', this film is so carefully constructed according to a 'formula' that all life has been almost totally sucked out of it (except for the actress who plays the checkout girl, she's pretty good). Typically British, unadventurous, predictable, visually flat (it looks like an ITV drama) and not very funny. Also, Kelly Brook acts OK, has a great figure, and a lovely smile to boot, but frankly she isn't the 10-out-of-10 stunner that this character is supposed to be. It's obviously been made as a vehicle for her, but she has been miscast!
19 out of 32 people found the following comment useful :-

At last, a film you won't mind your girlfriend choosing!, 8 December 2004
Author: iankeegan from Newcastle
I was dragged along to see School For Seduction by my girlfriend who was dying to see the film. I have to say, I'm glad I went!
The film was highly entertaining, and not just because I was able to watch Kelly Brook seduce everything from a broomstick to a room full of salivating men (a lot better than watching miss jones wibbling into her diary about hugh grant, I can tell you!). There was more than enough laughs, an engaging plot and some good emotional parts (for the ladies, of course).
So, if you want to earn yourself some brownie points with that special lady in your life, take her to see School For Seduction (and you won't have to suffer the usual drawl that your average chick-flick spits out)
4 out of 6 people found the following comment useful :-

Perhaps a little more salt and pepper!, 11 September 2006
Author: mark tusher (markymnstr@aol.com) from United States
I analogize this movie to a good looking meal that looks like it should taste wonderful but no matter how many bites you take you can't believe how bland it is.
The sound track was appealing and livened up the atmosphere.
Definitely had its moments of humor but lacked cohesive story telling. It was like there were some good scenes, but not enough to string together. A missed opportunity that could have been a take off on Bridget Jones' Diary, or even Love Actually but fell disappointingly short.
Sophia, (Kelly Brook) was of course gorgeous. The cast, overall, did a commendable job.
2 out of 3 people found the following comment useful :-

A group of city women take a course in seduction given by an Italian sex goddess, 18 December 2007
Author: davidurieli from United Kingdom
*** This comment may contain spoilers ***
This brilliant film is typical of the low budget type involving no special effect or set and needing no well known actors. It is in the same style as 4 weddings and a funeral, letter to Brezhnev, the full Monty, groundhog day, etc. very well written, funny and uplifting. A group of friends are in dead end jobs or relationships or suffer chronic lack of self confidence and are shown how to act the part even if they can't be the part until their life really changes. Can't understand the low rating some people gave it. This is way above the general popular run of the mill, blockbuster for sheer enjoyment and actually tells you something useful too. Added to that it is spoken in broad Geordie, my favourite accent in the world. Feminists might hate it for the mixed messages on sexuality, partly about female empowerment, partly about looking good for your man. I think it comes down decidedly on the former side.
2 out of 3 people found the following comment useful :-

Very difficult to care about any of the characters, 17 May 2006
Author: mediaskills from United Kingdom
*** This comment may contain spoilers ***
In 'School for Seduction' I was hoping for a northern British comedy in the mould of 'Billy Elliot' or 'The Full Monty' ... or a lesser known gem such as 'The Bare Necessities' (1996). To be fair, the film does have some well-observed moments which could make good sketches in a female-viewpoint TV comedy show such as 'Smack the Pony'. However, as a full-length feature this movie is awful. The men are one-dimensional stereotypes straight from central casting whilst the women fare little better. The real-life Tyneside women I know are, without exception, stronger, wittier and a damn sight sexier than any of the cut-outs portrayed here. The cast do their best to inject some life into the lines they're given but as each character plods her way through an entirely predictable plot line it is difficult to sustain interest. Add a plot twist which is, in the true sense of the word, incredible and the production sinks without trace. For sisterhood solidarity movies give me 'Real Women Have Curves' or 'Beauty Shop'; for Northern British comedy give me 'Brassed off' or 'Blow Dry'. 'School for Seduction' - it just sucks.
3 out of 5 people found the following comment useful :-

Enjoyable, but not recommended., 6 October 2007
Author: lastliberal from Florida
Every once in a while, I like to sit back and watch a "chick flick." Writer/Director Sue Heel's first effort was mostly enjoyable as a time passer, but there is nothing special to recommend it.
Kelly Brook (House of 9) was exquisite as the Italian beauty the opened up a school for charm and seduction for ordinary London housewives. I assume it was London, but what do I know. I am still trying to figure out what a "chippy" is. She was far less believable as her secret is revealed in the third act.
It was a funny story of men/woman problems, and how a little conversation would serve us all well in our relationships.
I am still trying to figure out why this got an "R" rating. Did I fall asleep?
1 out of 2 people found the following comment useful :-

enjoyable, 14 October 2007
Author: eastbergholt2002 from United States
School for Seduction is a charming and mildly entertaining film about a bunch of women who mostly work at an Asda supermarket in Newcastle. Their men either don't understand them or take them for granted. They decide to become sexier and more confident and take a course in seduction run by Kelly Brook. Inevitably as they start to take charge of their lives, their outlook and relationships start to change. The acting is excellent and the characters are believable. Sue Heel has written an amusing script.
The film doesn't try and appeal to a trans-Atlantic audience, so there are no-American stars. It just looks like life in Newcastle, warts and all. As a British expat living in the U.S. it was good to be reminded about the existence of saveloys and chips.
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