Joan of Arcadia (2003–2005)
Kylie Tyndall: Twin #1 God
Quotes
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Joan : I thought we were going with monotheism.
Twin-Girl God : I'm impressed you know what that is.
Joan : Why are you torturing me, And don't say I'm torturing myself.
Twin-Girl God : Sometimes it's hard to believe what you see, so you have to trust the world behind your eyes,
Joan : There's a world behind my eyes? Great, because this one isn't enough trouble.
Twin-Girl God : People manage to believe in me, even though they have no idea what I am, they trust me even in the silence.
Joan : OK. Can you take care of the rash and the barfing? Save the haiku for another time.
[Twin-Girls combine into one]
Joan : Very matrix.
Twin-Girl God : Go to the doctor, you're sick.