Strange Bedfellows (2004)

Paul Hogan: Vince Hopgood

Quotes 

• Ralph Williams : Vince! We're fucked!

  Vince Hopgood : No. Look, I'll keep Faith away from Russell; you come up with an excuse for the dancing; the ball will be finished, and we're done.

  [Ralph and Vince's gay friends from Sydney arrive on motorcycles] 

  Vince Hopgood : We're fucked.

• Vince Hopgood : Bloody women.

• Sales Assistant : You look... divine. They seem to fit very well.

  Vince Hopgood : Yeah. Turn around.

  Ralph Williams : Nah.

  Vince Hopgood : C'mon mate, turn around.

  Ralph Williams : Nah.

  Vince Hopgood : Ralphie... c'mon, turn around.

  Ralph Williams : [firmly]  No!

  Sales Assistant : Perhaps I can find a pair with the bum still in them. That might help.

  Ralph Williams : Yeah, that'll be lovely. Thank you.

• Vince Hopgood : Orientation?

  Ralph Williams : Well my Garden faces East

  Vince Hopgood : Sexual Orientation

  Ralph Williams : Bloody Hell!