Churchill: The Hollywood Years (2004)

Antony Sher: Hitler

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• Hitler : [Hitler is trying to pick up Elizabeth when he notices Eva Braun behind him]  Oh. Eva. My little sister... cook... thing...

• Hitler : What is this with you Americans? With the fucking this and fucking that and up ze butt and in ze ass. You can't even say this word proberly, as the English taught you. It is arse, arse arse!

• Winston Churchill : Okay. Now whats it all about, Alfie? Huh? What'd they tease you at school? Is that it? Is that why you gotta make the whole fuckin' world pay? C'mon, tell me your story. I'm all fuckin' ears, man. C'mon, asshole!

  Hitler : What is this with you Americans, with the: "focking this" and "focking that" and "up the bott" an' "in the ass"? You can't even say this word properly as the English taught you, it is - "arse"! "Arse!" "Arse!" Und jaaa, Sherlock Holmes, I waaas teased at school, but, I got over it. I breaked up the teachers in that school and set fire to it!

  Winston Churchill : Well, that's a real nice story. But now, it's time for you to kiss your "arse" - goodbye.

• Hitler : [to pet pug dog]  Oooh, Waaaffles! Oh, my little Waffles. Little Liebchin, Waffles. My wuffly, puffly, woofly, poofly. Woof, woof, woof. Little Waffles, my little aeroplane. Yes, you are.

• Eva Braun : God! You are so anal! "Aaanal Adolf." That's what all your friends call you.

  Hitler : I have no friends!

• Hitler : I am The Fuerher. I'd like you to know I have a complete set of testicles.

  Princess Elizabeth : One is very pleased to hear that.

• Goering : Mein glorious beloved Fuehrer. I, I thought a little relaxiation in a - fabulous Schloss like this could - cause no harm. Surely?

  Hitler : Ja, you are permanently shlossed. I'd have you strung up with piano wire if I didn't think you'd enjoy it so much.

• Hitler : [to Princess Elizabeth]  Today at 3:00, we will be married. It will be a perfect marriage between the glorious 1000 year Reich und the British Empire. Und by 6:00 you will be installed in a glorious new Schloss deep underground in Hannover. Half a mile of reinforced concrete will lie between you and the - shops! You will want for nothing. You will have four sons; one every five months. They will be named: Adolf, Randolf, Gandolf, und little Ralf - who will be our favourite, until he gets too big - and then we will have him put down.

• Hitler : [to Princess Elizabeth]  Now; your father has invited me to attend the Royal Variety Show to see the famous Tommy Trinder.