Leslie Phillips: Lord W'ruff
Quotes
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Lord W'ruff : I want you to take this to the King's bedroom.
[hands him a book]
Bendle : Oh?
Lord W'ruff : Place it beside his bed.
Bendle : 'Me in Kamp F'. What's this, a gay prison story?
Lord W'ruff : No, it's 'Mein Kampf'. It's by a German. Full of interesting ideas. Make sure the King sees it.
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Hitler's Pilot : [to Hitler] Mein Fuehrer. It's such an honour to be the pilot who flies you here on such a top secret mission; a secret that I will not impart to a living soul.
Martin Boorman : [shoots Hitler's Pilot 13 times with a pistol from point blank range]
Lord W'ruff : [to Hitler] Please, let me take your bags.
[to self]
Lord W'ruff : Wh-Wha-what a funny thing.
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Lord W'ruff : The German Chancellor, Sir. He's just invaded France.
King George VI : G-good. 'bout time someone did.
[to Adolf Hitler]
King George VI : Well it very nice to meet you, Mr Heffner.
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King George VI : [to Hitler] You're a madman! I've suddenly realised who you are! I seen you a film! And, you had this shoe! Ahhh-a-and, you ate it! Ha, ha! Ah, disgusting! He absolutely disgusting!
[to everyone else]
King George VI : I say, stay away from this chap. He's an absolute fruit.
Lord W'ruff : [whispers something to King George VI]
King George VI : [to Hitler] Ah, Chaplin! That's it. Good man, Chaplin.
