Madagascar (2005)
Cedric The Entertainer: Maurice
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Quotes
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Mort the Mouse Lemur : King Julian! What are they?
[shouts]
Mort the Mouse Lemur : What are they?
Julian : They are... aliens! Savage aliens! From the savage future!
Maurice : They've come to kill us! And take our women! And our precious metals!
Mort the Mouse Lemur : [begins weeping]
Julian : Get up Mort! Do not be near the King's feet, okay!
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Mort the Mouse Lemur : They are savages! Tonight we die.
Julian : The feet! I told you about - I told you to - I told you - didn't I tell him about the feet?
Maurice : He did tell you about the feet.
Mort the Mouse Lemur : [cutely] E-he.
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Maurice : [flatly] Presenting your royal highness, our illustrious King Julian the XIII, self-proclaimed lord of the lemurs, etc, etc, hooray, everybody.
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Alex the Lion : Whoa! Hold up there a second, fuzzbucket. You mean like, uh, the "live in a mud hut, wipe yourself with a leaf" type wild?
Julian : Who wipes?
Gloria the Hippo : Oy vey.
Julian : Oy vey!
Maurice : Oy vey, everybody!
[Lemurs Shout "Oy vey"]
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Julian : [Mort grabs Julian's foot] What did I tell you about the feet! Maurice didn't I tell him about the feet!
Maurice : He did tell you about the feet.
Mort the Mouse Lemur : [cutely] He he!
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Julian : Wait! I have a plan.
Maurice : Really?
Julian : I have devised a cunning test to see whether these are savage killers.
[Julian kicks Mort out in the open]
Marty the Zebra : Hi there!
Alex the Lion : No, I will handle this. Alex handles it. Marty says nothing.
[approaches the frightened Mort]
Alex the Lion : Hi there!
[Mort starts to cry]
Alex the Lion : Oh, geez!
Melman the Giraffe : Oh, Alex. What did you do?
Alex the Lion : No, it's okay, it's okay. I'm just a silly, just a silly lion.
[Mort cries louder]
Alex the Lion : Oh, jeez!
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Alex the Lion : Well, I say we just ask these bozos where the people are.
Julian : [from the ground underneath Alex] Excuse me. We bozos have the people of course!
Melman the Giraffe : Hey, the bozos have the people.
Alex the Lion : Oh, well, great. Good. Phew!
Julian : They're up there.
[points up at skeletons dangling from tree, wearing a parachute harness]
Julian : Don't you love the people? Not a very lively bunch, though.
Alex the Lion : Oh... wow... so, do you have any *live* people?
Julian : Uhh... no, only dead ones.
Maurice : I mean, if we had a bunch of live people running around, it wouldn't be called the wild, would it?
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Maurice : Your friend here is what we call a deluxe model hunting-and-eating machine. And he eats steak... which is you.