Madagascar (2005)
Sacha Baron Cohen: Julien
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Quotes
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Julian : Shh! We're hiding. Be quiet everyone. That includes me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again...
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Mort the Mouse Lemur : King Julian! What are they?
[shouts]
Mort the Mouse Lemur : What are they?
Julian : They are... aliens! Savage aliens! From the savage future!
Maurice : They've come to kill us! And take our women! And our precious metals!
Mort the Mouse Lemur : [begins weeping]
Julian : Get up Mort! Do not be near the King's feet, okay!
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Julian : Where are you giants from?
Alex the Lion : We're from New York.
Julian : All hail the New York Giants!
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Mort the Mouse Lemur : They are savages! Tonight we die.
Julian : The feet! I told you about - I told you to - I told you - didn't I tell him about the feet?
Maurice : He did tell you about the feet.
Mort the Mouse Lemur : [cutely] E-he.
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Random Lemur : I like them!
Mort the Mouse Lemur : I like them, I like them! I liked them first! Before I even met them I liked them! As soon as I met them I liked them right away! You hate them compared to how much I like them!
Julian : Oh shut up, you're so annoying!
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Julian : If he is a King then where is his crown? I've got a crown, got a very nice one and its here on my head. Look at it. Have I got it on?
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Julian : [to Mort] Oh, shut up, you're so annoying!
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Julian : [Hiding in the bushes with the other lemurs] Shhhh, we're hiding. Everyone needs to be quiet, including me... SHHHHHH! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again...
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Marty the Zebra : [about King Julian] He's got style.
Alex the Lion : What is he, like, king of the guinea pigs?
Melman the Giraffe : I think it's a squirrel.
Julian : Welcome, giant pansies. Please feel free to bask in my glow.
Alex the Lion : Definitely a squirrel.
Melman the Giraffe : Yep, a squirrel.
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Julian : After much deep and profound brain things inside my head, I have decided to thank you for bringing peace to our home. And to make you feel good, I'm going to give you this lovely parting gift.
[presents Alex with his crown]
Alex the Lion : No, I couldn't. Really, I can't take your crown.
Julian : Oh, that's OK. I've got a bigger crown. It's got a gecko on it. Look at him shake! Go, Stevie, go!
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Julian : How can you have the heebie-jeebies for Mr. Alex? Look at him. He's so cute. And plushy.
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Alex the Lion : Whoa! Hold up there a second, fuzzbucket. You mean like, uh, the "live in a mud hut, wipe yourself with a leaf" type wild?
Julian : Who wipes?
Gloria the Hippo : Oy vey.
Julian : Oy vey!
Maurice : Oy vey, everybody!
[Lemurs Shout "Oy vey"]
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Julian : We thank you with enormous gratitude for chasing away the foosa.
Gloria the Hippo : The who-sa?
Julian : The foosa. They are always annoying us by trespassing, interrupting our parties, and ripping our limbs off.
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Julian : [Mort grabs Julian's foot] What did I tell you about the feet! Maurice didn't I tell him about the feet!
Maurice : He did tell you about the feet.
Mort the Mouse Lemur : [cutely] He he!
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Julian : Wait! I have a plan.
Maurice : Really?
Julian : I have devised a cunning test to see whether these are savage killers.
[Julian kicks Mort out in the open]
Marty the Zebra : Hi there!
Alex the Lion : No, I will handle this. Alex handles it. Marty says nothing.
[approaches the frightened Mort]
Alex the Lion : Hi there!
[Mort starts to cry]
Alex the Lion : Oh, geez!
Melman the Giraffe : Oh, Alex. What did you do?
Alex the Lion : No, it's okay, it's okay. I'm just a silly, just a silly lion.
[Mort cries louder]
Alex the Lion : Oh, jeez!
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Julian : [singing] I like to move it, move it / She like to move it, move it / He like to move it, move it / You like to... *Move it!*
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Julian : Can you not see you have insulted the freak?
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Alex the Lion : Well, I say we just ask these bozos where the people are.
Julian : [from the ground underneath Alex] Excuse me. We bozos have the people of course!
Melman the Giraffe : Hey, the bozos have the people.
Alex the Lion : Oh, well, great. Good. Phew!
Julian : They're up there.
[points up at skeletons dangling from tree, wearing a parachute harness]
Julian : Don't you love the people? Not a very lively bunch, though.
Alex the Lion : Oh... wow... so, do you have any *live* people?
Julian : Uhh... no, only dead ones.
Maurice : I mean, if we had a bunch of live people running around, it wouldn't be called the wild, would it?
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Julian : Rise and shining Mr. Alex!
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Julian : How can you have the heebie jeebies for Mr. Alex? He's so cute, and plushy!
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Julian : Bull's eye! Exellent shot, Maurice!
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Julian : By the power vested in me, by the law of the jungle, blah, blah, blah, blah... Be gone!