Ladder 49 (2004)

Jay Hernandez: Keith Perez

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• Lenny Richter : [during the traditional false-confession initiation]  How about sex? Are you a virgin?

  Keith Perez : No, sir.

  Lenny Richter : You think it's funny to fornicate with loose women?

  Keith Perez : No, sir.

  Lenny Richter : Well, if you want to have sex, why don't you just get married?

  Keith Perez : I can't, sir.

  Lenny Richter : Why?

  Keith Perez : Well, the church doesn't allow two men to get married...

  Lenny Richter : [to the other firefighters]  What the...

  Keith Perez : [pulls back the curtain, laughing] 

  Keith Perez : GOTCHA!