Ladder 49 (2004)

Robert Patrick: Lenny Richter

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Quotes 

• Lenny Richter : Why does it always have to be the 12th floor? Why cant they be on the 4th?

• Lenny Richter : Good confession now son... bless me father...

  Jack Morrison : Bless me father for I have sinned. It's been seven years since my last confession

  Lenny Richter : Seven years is a long time

  Jack Morrison : Yes, father

  Lenny Richter : All right, where do we start; theft, robbery, fraud, taxes?

  Jack Morrison : Well, you know...

  Lenny Richter : Taxes? Always taxes... How about sex? Impure thoughts?

  Jack Morrison : Well yes, quite a bit

  Lenny Richter : Try to cut back. Are you married?

  Jack Morrison : No

  Lenny Richter : Are you a virgin?

  Jack Morrison : [laughs]  No, father

  Lenny Richter : What? you think its funny to fornicate with loose women?

  Jack Morrison : What?

  [smiles] 

  Jack Morrison : ...wait a minute...

• Lenny Richter : [during the traditional false-confession initiation]  How about sex? Are you a virgin?

  Keith Perez : No, sir.

  Lenny Richter : You think it's funny to fornicate with loose women?

  Keith Perez : No, sir.

  Lenny Richter : Well, if you want to have sex, why don't you just get married?

  Keith Perez : I can't, sir.

  Lenny Richter : Why?

  Keith Perez : Well, the church doesn't allow two men to get married...

  Lenny Richter : [to the other firefighters]  What the...

  Keith Perez : [pulls back the curtain, laughing] 

  Keith Perez : GOTCHA!

• Lenny Richter : I'm getting too old for this shit.