Eulogy (2004)
Famke Janssen: Judy Arnolds
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Quotes
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Skip Collins : Don't worry. Don't worry about Alice, she? you think she's gone, she comes back. You know, like herpes.
Judy : Thanks, Skip.
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Alice Collins : This isn't about you so.
Judy : Are you talking to the sex toy?
Alice Collins : I'm sure you're a very nice lesbian. Is that the preferred term?
Judy : No, no. We prefer whore.
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[about Alice smoking a joint]
Judy : Oh-oh. She's adding ingredients to her personality.
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Lucy Collins : This is bullshit.
Judy : Luce...
Lucy Collins : No! I'm sorry, screw her!
Judy : Come on, Luce...
Lucy Collins : No! Don't! She has made a business out of persecuting me and I'm supposed to sit here, at my father's funeral, and watch her fuck-sing at Samantha?
[shouts]
Lucy Collins : Screw that!
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Lucy Collins : [Lucy and Judy enter the house]
[to Judy]
Lucy Collins : You remember Skip?
Judy : Yeah.
Lucy Collins : And the boys Tim and Jim, right?
Skip Collins : Yeah, close enough.
Judy : Hi guys, I'm uh, I'm Lucy's life partner.
Fred Collins : [Together with Ted] Lesbians.
Ted Collins : [Together with Fred] Lesbians.
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Judy : [on the couch reading, sees Ted and Fred] Yes, boys?
Fred Collins : Can we help you with anything?
Ted Collins : Maybe intern with you?
Judy : [pauses and stares] You can rub my feet if you want.
[sticks foot in the air]
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Alice Collins : I suppose I owe you an apology...
Judy : ...Are you working up to it?
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Lucy Collins : What're you laughing at?
Ted Collins : I don't know.
Fred Collins : But I can't wait to find out what you two vageniuses are up to.
Judy : What did you just say?
Ted Collins : Lez vocab word!
Lucy Collins : [to Judy] What did he just call us?
Judy : Vageniuses.
Fred Collins : It's a compound compliment.