Fat Pizza (2003)
John Boxer: Bobo Gigliotti
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Quotes
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Pauly Falzoni : I need a couple o' bucks t' ...
Bobo Gigliotti : No!
Pauly Falzoni : Jus' give me two bucks.
Bobo Gigliotti : No!
Pauly Falzoni : 50 cents.
Bobo Gigliotti : No!
Pauly Falzoni : Well, can I just get a drink from the fridge, like... ?
Bobo Gigliotti : No!
Pauly Falzoni : Can I use the toilet without paying?
Bobo Gigliotti : No!
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Bobo Gigliotti : [pushing Lachlan the apprentice chef into pizza oven] Bludger! Aaah!
Lachlan : Bobo! I won't spend more than two minutes in the toilet again!
Bobo Gigliotti : Aaah!
Lachlan : Bobo!
Bobo Gigliotti : [slamming pizza oven door shut] Bludger!
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[repeated line]
Bobo Gigliotti : [answers the telephone] Fat Pizza Pizzas. They're big and they're cheesy.
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Bobo Gigliotti : [answering the phone] Hello, Fat Pizza Pizzas, they're big and they're cheesy.
Bikie : [on the phone with Bobo] Hey mate, we ordered pizzas 50 fucking minutes ago, so where's the fucking food?
[the bikies start yelling and swearing]
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Sleek the Elite : Bobo. I gotta use the toilet, man.
Bobo Gigliotti : [menacingly] Any paper you use, Sleek, you pay for it.
Sleek the Elite : Yeah, I know. A dollar a sheet.
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Taliban customer : [subtitles over Arabic based vocals] Last week I ordered a pizza, I said no bacon! You lied, it had heaps of bacon!
Bobo Gigliotti : [pulling out and starting up chainsaw] Aaah! AAAH!
Taliban customer : [subtitle over Arabic based vocals as he and his sidekicks flee] Back to the cave!
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Bobo Gigliotti : [pushing Health Inspector into pizza oven] Burn, burn, burn.
Health Inspector : [mildly irritated] 200 demerit points. Golly gosh.
Bobo Gigliotti : Burn!
