Shopgirl (2005)

Jason Schwartzman: Jeremy

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Quotes 

• Mirabelle : Are we going in?

  Jeremy Kraft : Go in? Oh, no. I just thought we'd look at it.

  Mirabelle : So... we would just sit here, then?

  Jeremy Kraft : Yeah, or walk around. This place is called City Walk. It got eight out of ten in my date book. It's not called "City-Go-and-See-a-Movie". Tickets are, like, ten bucks too, so...

• Jeremy Kraft : I'll protect you. I will.

• Jeremy Kraft : I'm an okay guy, by the way.

• Jeremy Kraft : Could I borrow two bucks?

• Jeremy Kraft : I've been reading a lot of books on tape...

• Jeremy Kraft : [walking away from his car, he pretends he has automatic locks]  Chirp-chirp.

• Jeremy Kraft : So, can I kiss you or what?

  Mirabelle : The point being?

• Mirabelle : Are you the kind of person that takes time to get to know, and then once you get to know them... they're fabulous?

  Jeremy Kraft : Yes, absolutely... What?

• Jeremy Kraft : Congratulations. You've officially gone on a date with Jeremy. Don't forget to hold the handle when you lock the door.

• [On the phone] 

  Jeremy Kraft : It's Jeremy.

  Lisa Cramer : Who?

  Jeremy Kraft : Sorry, speakerphone. It's Jeremy.

  Lisa Cramer : Who's Jeremy?

  Jeremy Kraft : What do you mean, who's Jeremy?

  Lisa Cramer : Have we met?

  Jeremy Kraft : Have we... it's Jeremy from last night, you little devil. You're so funny.

  [laughs] 

  Lisa Cramer : Oh, you mean we met at the gallery?

  Jeremy Kraft : I love it when you... Yeah, we did all those... Remember we were doing all those Oriental positions, and you called me "big daddy".

  Lisa Cramer : Oh, Ray!

  Jeremy Kraft : Oh, Ray!

  [laughs] 

  Jeremy Kraft : Oh, Ray! Oh, Ray! Oh, Ray! Oh, Ray! Oh, Ray!

  Lisa Cramer : What?

  Jeremy Kraft : You don't know who this is?

  Lisa Cramer : Yeah, this is Ray Porter from last night.

  Jeremy Kraft : Ok, who is Ray Porter?

• Lisa Cramer : You know what else I like?

  Jeremy Kraft : Hm?

  Lisa Cramer : I think I like Ray Porter.

  Jeremy Kraft : Hm. I can't wait to meet him.

• Jeremy Kraft : Amplifiers are so under-appreciated.

  Mirabelle : What?

  Jeremy Kraft : They could be so cool looking and nobody cares about design, you know. It pisses me off! Mac designs a cool computer, EVERYBODY goes out and they buy it! And... a band! A rock n' roll band... lives or dies by their amplifiers... and they're sold... like fridgerators. Hell, it's that ridiculous, come on! The amp should have mystique! I mean, yeah. I mean, an amp should be sold like cool things! You know, like cars! Like swords! Not like appliances. And that is why my, that is why my boss' business is going under. Because... he, he'd use it all as merch.

  Jeremy Kraft : That's merchandise.