Starsky & Hutch (2004)

Will Ferrell: Big Earl

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Quotes 

• Big Earl : [Starsky tries to bribe Big Earl]  I'll tell you what, I do like your blonde friend here. Let me see your belly button.

  Hutch : No. Let's go.

  [hangs up the phone] 

  Starsky : Hold on a second. The guy's obviously a freak. Just show him a little skin. Show him your stomach. Nobody's here.

  Big Earl : Are we cool?

  Starsky : Yes, we're cool.

  Big Earl : [Hutch shows his stomach]  Oh, eureka. God, that's nice. It's like a little bowl of oatmeal with a hole in it. I got one too. I just got a little more brown sugar on mine.

• Big Earl : Alright guys, I'm not gonna lie to you. This is gonna get kinda weird... Two dragons.

• Big Earl : [on the phone with Reese Feldman]  What are you wearing? Real quick, be honest.

  Reese Feldman : What am I wearing? A silk flowered shirt and a vest. Why?

  Big Earl : Oh that's gorgeous.

  Reese Feldman : You sick son of a bitch.

  Big Earl : Don't hang up. Don't hang up.

  [Reese hangs up] 

• Big Earl : You are a very convincing dragon.