I'll Be There (2003)

Ralph Brown: Digger

Quotes 

• Paul Kerr : [putting down a whiskey]  I'm not stopping. I'm having one later, ok.

  Digger : That's the ticket. One day at a time.

  Paul Kerr : Yeah, yeah. Cumbaya to you too.

• Paul Kerr : [after Digger kicks a ball wide of the goal]  Maybe it's time you take up knitting.

  Digger : Yeah, well maybe it's time you started the amends process, mate.

  Paul Kerr : Hey, I got her pregnant and left her to raise the kid on her own. How do you make amends for that, eh?

  Digger : I don't know. A nice bunch of flowers. Box of chocolates.

  Paul Kerr : [sarcasticly]  Flowers and a box of chocolates, why didn't I think of that? Problem solved!

• Paul Kerr : What's there in Loch Ness apart from the obvious?

  Digger : Well, the thing is, I've got a girl up there.

  Paul Kerr : You never mentioned that.

  Digger : Well I thought you'd laugh.

  Paul Kerr : Thought I'd laugh because you've got a girlfriend at Loch Ness. Why? Is her name Nessie?

  Digger : Well, that's the thing, yeah. Her name's Nessie, Nessie McDonald.

  Paul Kerr : Oh

  [hides his face trying not to laugh] 

  Digger : How dare you.

  Paul Kerr : [bursts into laughter]  You're kidding me.

  [Digger starts laughing as well] 

  Paul Kerr : It's a lovely name. Sorry.

• [Digger shushes Paul after they're woken by someone ringing the doorbell and knocking in the middle of the night] 

  Paul Kerr : [whispering]  Who is it?

  Digger : [whispering]  It might be burglars.

  Paul Kerr : [whispering]  They don't usually ring the bell.

• Digger : [re: Dolly the llama]  Looks like a gay sheep.

• Digger : I outta kick your ass for killing an innocent motorcycle.