Quotes
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[Brendan Fraser is laughing]
Brendan Fraser : I'm telling this story to everybody! That's gotta be the dumbest thing I've ever witnessed!
Dickie Roberts : Maybe it was. But listen, what are you doing in a lamaze class anyways? Is your wife pregnant?
Brendan Fraser : Yes, my wife is pregnant. Here she is. Have you two met?
Dickie Roberts : Uh, no.
Afton Smith : Actually, we have. Three years ago you hit on me. Then I shot you down. Then you stole my number from a friend.
[Dickie has a confused look on his face]
Brendan Fraser : You know that we've been married more than three years, right?
Dickie Roberts : [Dickie was about to answer Brendan Fraser's question, then Afton Smith continues on with her story]
Afton Smith : Then you drunk dialed me like thirty times trying to hook up with me like I was some kind of booty call.
Dickie Roberts : Yes. Right. What's up?
Afton Smith : Anyway, I have to pee. Nice to see you.
Dickie Roberts : Yes, good to see you again.
[Dickie acts embarrassed]
Dickie Roberts : Anyway, Brendan, I'm a big fan...
Brendan Fraser : And you think that you can score if I got you an audition for "Mr. Blake's Backyard."
Dickie Roberts : Oh my god! Of course!
Brendan Fraser : I'll make that phone call for you, is it Rob Reiner?
Dickie Roberts : Oh my God! I love Brendan Frazier!
Brendan Fraser : Fraser!
Dickie Roberts : It is Fraser. It's Fraser. Why do people say...