Everwood (2002–2006)
Chris Pratt: Bright Abbott
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Quotes
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Bright : Do you think if aliens would probe you, you'd still be considered a virgin?
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Bright : Sometimes your pride comes before your nads. Not often, but sometimes.
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Bright : Uh, Dad, depending on how many people are there today, do you think I could borrow that rifle to shoot myself?
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[Bright watches the marijuana being brought into the Abbott house]
Bright : This is totally great. The dudes at school are not gonna believe this.
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[about being friend with Ephram]
Bright : He's not like us, Colin. Trust me, I know him and I know you. It's like ketchup and peanut butter... really bad.
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Bright : We were like Mike and Scottie. Only shorter... and whiter.
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[to a girl he's going to get 'lucky' with after he spots his unconscious father]
Bright : I have to go help my dad. If I die and don't go to Heaven, I'm gonna be so pissed
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Bright : I go where the booty goes.
[makes a whip noise]