Henry Rollins: Up for It (2001 Video)

Henry Rollins: Self

Quotes 

• Henry Rollins : Men know all women are psycho bitches. Women know men are just a bunch of dumb motherfuckers.

• Henry Rollins : You know what a fucking insult it is for me to have smile lines? For 21 years, nothing has been funny!

• Henry Rollins : If you're my age, no one's trying to sell you anything except life insurance, hardcore pharmaceutical drugs, the hole in the ground, and "The Best of Sting," and when someone comes up to you and hands you "The Best of Sting," you realize that basically, somehow you are dead.

• Henry Rollins : What I want is 3,000 men who embody three things the Klan cannot handle: gays, Jews, blacks, and that's all you have in the Klan Chaos Disruption Team.

• Henry Rollins : So you're in the Ku Klux Klan? "That's right buddy, I am." So you're one of them high-dressing fags who jumps around and kisses everybody? "OH SHIT! I QUIT!"

• Henry Rollins : There is nothing like going to a Euro music festival and hanging out with these super-self-important guys who carry suitcases of records. What are you? "I'm a musician, man. I'm a D.J." You're a fucking thief of music. You're a record player player.

• Henry Rollins : [as President]  Ms. Spears, listen to me very carefully. If I see you within 30 meters of a stage, a microphone, or a recording studio, I'm going to send you and your entire bloodline to Luxembourg for the rest of your life. "But Mr. President, with all due respect..." Ms. Spears, now I'm going to say something to you that millions of people all over the world have wanted to say to you, but their lungs just don't have enough power to carry over the fence to get to your tiny little tin ears. Ms. Spears, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

• Henry Rollins : [jumping up and down on Kenny G's saxophone]  Never again, never again are you going to sell more CDs than Sonny Rollins, John Coltrane, and Charlie Parker put together!

• Henry Rollins : I'm no actor, but I'm crass enough to try to scam into a movie once in a while.

• Henry Rollins : [about his audition]  The scene is thirty seconds. I stretched it out to an excruciating three minutes.

• Henry Rollins : [after an audition]  Break a leg. I did.

• Henry Rollins : We are the KKK, we're black, Jewish and gay, we love your freakin' city, and I think we're gonna stay! Woooo hoooo!