Scary Movie 3 (2003)
Camryn Manheim: Trooper Champlin
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Quotes
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Trooper Champlin : It's your wife, Father. She's hurt.
Tom : Annie?
Trooper Champlin : She was hit by a truck and she's pinned against a tree.
Tom : I don't understand.
Trooper Champlin : As long as the truck has her pinned, she'll stay alive.
Tom : I still don't get it.
Trooper Champlin : [shows Tom hot dog] This... is your wife.
[breaks hot dog in half]
Tom : She broke her wiener?
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Trooper Champlin : Your faith will return. Just as sure as the sun will rise.
Tom : Sounds like a long shot.
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Tom : I want to see Annie.
Trooper Champlin : She's split in half.
Tom : You mean like down-the-middle in half?
[Holds up a sandwich and separates its halves]
Trooper Champlin : At the waist.
Tom : You mean this is the last time I can talk to the top half?
Trooper Champlin : Yes. The truck is the only thing that is holding her together.
Tom : Let's say this is her bottom half.
[Holds up a doughnut]
Tom : Can I squeeze in a few minutes with that?
Trooper Champlin : I'm not sure what you mean.
Tom : Let me explain.
[Holds up a sausage]