Anger Management (2003)
John Turturro: Chuck
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Quotes
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Chuck : Here's my phone number.
[Dave reads it]
Dave Buznik : "You're gonna die, bitch"?
Chuck : Oh, sorry. That's a letter I'm writing to Geraldo Rivera.
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Chuck : Yeah? And I'm sure I just heard him mutter some kind of anti-Semitic remark.
Dave Buznik : Are you Jewish?
Chuck : I could be, but no. Half Irish, half Italian, half Mexican.
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Chuck : After I got back, I went through a rough time. Drinkin' booze, shootin' holes in the ceilin', screamin' myself to sleep... Finally, my parents said I had to move out.
Dave Buznik : So I'm guessing that's when you decided to shack up with your aunt.
Chuck : Don't get cute, wise ass... But, yes.
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Dr. Buddy Rydell : Dave assaulted a female flight attendant in mid-air.
Stacy : Nice.
Gina : I bet you beat her good.
Dave Buznik : I didn't beat anybody. I touched a woman...
Chuck : Liar, bullshitter, you're a WOMAN BEATER! And you can't admit it, because you're a deluded piece of garbage!
Dave Buznik : I don't know about all that but... now I know why you're here.
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Chuck : I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!
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Chuck : I still remember the war...
Dave Buznik : Oh, yeah?
Chuck : Yeah... Remember waking up to the sound of bombs dropping and children screaming...
Dave Buznik : Oh, you were in Vietnam?
Chuck : No... Grenada.
Dave Buznik : Didn't that, like, last only 12 hours?
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Chuck : What, do you think you're better than me, 'cause you got both your nuts?
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Chuck : You come down here before the black wolf swallows my brain! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
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Chuck : I think Eskimos are smug.