Footballers' Wives (2002–2006)

Zöe Lucker: Tanya Turner, Tanya Laslett

Quotes 

• Tanya Turner : Just when Chardonnay was beginning to think you might be a human bloody being!

  Jason Turner : Chardonnay... thinking?

  [Laughs] 

  Jason Turner : What, with her singed tits?

• Tanya Turner : Just a friendly warning for the future, you go anywhere near my husband again and it'll take more than Botox to sort your face out!

• Tanya Turner : I've decided there is only one man for me..."Charlie".

  Hazel Bailey : Come on love, let's be fair to dicks, they're great bits of tackle.

  Tanya Turner : It's what's on the end of them that's the problem.

  Hazel Bailey : I know that's why I keep mine in my handbag.