Biker Zombies from Detroit (2001 Video)

Jeffrey Michael Deary: Fritz

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• Fritz : Dude! A couple of those girls aren't wearing any underwear!

  Scott : What?!

  Fritz : You mean you didn't see that shit?

  Scott : No, how can you tell?

  Fritz : Oh, I can tell dude. Girls' underwear is huge with me, man, and let me just tell you this: I can't see any pantylines on any of those chicks.

  Scott : Maybe they're wearing a thong.

  Fritz : Maybe they were wearing thongs, you know. That's some wild shit, don't you think?

  Scott : Yeah.

  Fritz : Man, those girls can't be a day over fourteen and they're sporting thongs. That's sweet, huh?

  Scott : Oh yeah! Thongs are pretty sweet!

  Fritz : I mean, most fourteen-year-old girls that I know, they're wearing that boring grandma underwear well into puberty and beyond. You know, Hanes Her Way's and shit, you know?

  Scott : Yeah dude, that stuff sucks.

  Fritz : But you know, by the time they hit sixteen, they venture into the bikinis... Maybe they dabble a little bit with the Victoria's Secrets and shit, you know?

  Scott : Oh yeah, that's the best...

  Fritz : Well no, dude, you know... You know Victoria's Secrets, man. It sounds sexy and shit, but most of it's a lot of really conservative stuff.

  Scott : Yeah, that's what I meant.

  Fritz : Yeah, but a thong... A thong, dude... Thongs are sweet. Girls don't start wearing a thong until they start fucking.

  Scott : Oh yeah!

  Fritz : I mean, how many virgins do you know going around sporting a thong? None, right?

  Scott : Yeah. Wow.

  Fritz : Yeah.