[
repeated line]
Master Shake:
That's what it does!
Meatwad:
I don't have any real dolls, I prefer to use my infinite imagination... cause I ain't got no damn money.
Master Shake:
You're both yo-yo's. Shut up ya yo-yo's.
ignignokt:
The innocent shall suffer - big time.
Master Shake:
You're about to not have a mouth! And I mean it! I'LL RIP IT OFF!
Carl:
You think you're gonna live forever, but you won't. Someone'll kill ya. Someone'll kill ya with a knife.
Master Shake:
I wasn't born yesterday, you know - I've seen movies.
[
his first line of the series]
Carl:
What happened to my friggin' car?
Meatwad:
[
In front of a closet that has a sign that says "WARNING! DO NOT ENTER!] Carl, in here, no one won't ever think to look in here.
[
Opens the door to reveal a pink intestinal-like surface with a gaping black hole]
Meatwad:
No one won't ever want to get near here.
Carl:
You, uh, you sure about this?
Meatwad:
Aww, just do it.
[
Master Shake pushes Carl in and closes the door. A second later, the door opens up again, and Carl comes flying out of the closet screaming]
Meatwad:
Whoops, my bad.
Frylock:
[
angrily closing the door] I told y'all: this closet is not to be opened, it is a horrible horrible place in there!
Meatwad:
Well there's a knob there.
Frylock:
Why do you think I put the sign there? You think I was being cute?
Meatwad:
I don't know.
Master Shake:
Ding dong! The dick is dead Carl!
Frylock:
[
on the Plutonian spaceship] Which one of these buttons beams me out of here?
Oglethorpe:
Those buttons are red! YOU'LL DESTROY US ALL!
[
Frylock presses a button and party music plays while balloons and confetti fall out of the ceiling]
Emory:
Alright, party time.
Oglethorpe:
Whose birthday is it? Someone gets a spanking!
[
Frylock presses some more buttons until Master Shake beams in]
Master Shake:
Hey! Happy birthday! Who's the lucky boy?
Frylock:
SHAKE! How'd you get in this beam?
Master Shake:
Look, that beam came from space. You don't own space, so stop acting like you do!
Frylock:
I'm outta here.
Master Shake:
[
Frylock is about to revive Carl, whose body has been recreated from a mass of eyeballs] What a minute. Before you turn him on - do you think he'll be able to be able to see us?
Frylock:
In ways you can only imagine.
Master Shake:
But look, I mean - is he going to be able to chase us? 'Cause if I woke up lookin' like that, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.
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