- Jerry Lawler: Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world but they're next to it.
- Jerry Lawler: What color panties you think Sable's wearing tonight?
- Jim Ross: I don't know... my momma's watchin' in Westville, Oklahoma - I'm gonna speculate on another woman's panties?
- Jerry Lawler: Look at the looks on some of these female faces out here. This Dude Love's a real chick magnet!
- Jim Ross: Yeah. In his dreams, and yours perhaps.
- Jim Ross: Austin - black boots, black tights, black heart... can you believe a wrestling administrator once said Austin would never make it in black tights? What a dummy.