The Parlor (2001)
Jesse McClurg: Joey
Quotes
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Freaker : *NSYNC rules!
Beth : I love *NSYNC!
Joey : *NSYNC's okay.
Schizo : *NSYNC sucks! Anyone who likes *NSYNC's a fag!
Joey : You're a fag, Schizo!
Slappy Sue : Don't listen to him Schizo. What grade are you in?
Schizo : 8th. You?
Slappy Sue : I'm in 9th. But I go to an all-girls catholic school, so that's like being in 10th grade anywhere else.
Schizo : Ooohh..
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Schizo : Hey, if you took a machine gun to Time Square and just started spraying bullets, how many people do you reckon you could kill before the cops took you down.
Jerry : I dunno, maybe two, three hundred.
Schizo : Oh you think so. I was thinking the gun would jam after about fifty.
Joey : Now what in the hell do you know about machine guns, Schizo.
Schizo : Now how about I come over there and fucking show you, huh? How about that shit?
Security Guard : [Enters room and takes Schizo out] Sir, no swearing in here.
Bambi : I think someone really needs to find his spirit animal.
Joey : Shut up with the animal crap, Bambi! What, you hang out with Thumper and Flower?
Bambi : Nooooo, I don't! Noo! Do yoou!!?
Joey : Uhh... noo..