- Gil Gickler: Just pull on the pull 'em, and push on the push 'em, and the pickles go into the jar! What a wonderful way to spend everyday, you should think your lucky stars!
- Pontoffel Pock: How I wish, wish, *wish* to get away from it all!
- McGillicuddy: Pontoffel Pock, your wish has been heard, and your wish, my boy, has been granted!
- Neepha Pheepha: Pontoffel!
- Pontoffel Pock: Neepha Pheepha!
- Neepha Pheepha: Sweetheart, how I wish, wish, *wish* to get away from it all!
- McGillicuddy: Neepha Pheepha, your wish has been heard, and your wish has been granted.