- [pointing to what Aria said would be 'Karma Track']
- Jasper Wormsworth: I'm sorry, but I don't see any Karma Track... all I see are several cheesily-cycling blue squares.
- Aria Goodhalo: Why, Wormy, you were positively helpful!
- Jasper Wormsworth: My dear, "helpful" is my middle name.
- Aria Goodhalo: I thought it was Herbert?
- [your advisors are explaining how to allow souls to reincarnate]
- Aria Goodhalo: The way to get souls to the Karma Portals is with Karma Vehicles, which run on Karma Track and are dispatched from Karma Stations.
- Jasper Wormsworth: Well... *that* sure clears everything up.
- Aria Goodhalo: Are there one or two r's in "cherub"? Oh never mind, I'll just use my spellchecker...
- Aria Goodhalo: Heaven's pretty little ports can't keep up with all the pretty little SOULs that want to cross the pretty little rivers. Why don't you build them a new pretty little port?
- Jasper Wormsworth: If I wasn't already dead, I'd get out a pretty little gun and shoot myself.
- Doctor: [the opening intro in an emergency room with a dying EMBO on the operating table] Scalpel?
- Nurse: Scalpel
- Doctor: Sponge?
- Nurse: Sponge
- Doctor: Clamp?
- Nurse: Clamp
- Doctor: Terrier?
- Nurse: Terrier
- [dog barks]
- Doctor: [the patient flat-lines] What the?!
- Nurse: Blood pressure 900/12 doctor!
- Doctor: Get me 15 decalators of fail-allomine, stat!
- Nurse: [splash] ...still nothing doctor!
- Doctor: Damn...hand me the electrocardial stimulators
- Nurse: What?!
- Doctor: The jumper cables you fool! Hurry!
- Nurse: Oh! Here!
- Doctor: Clear!
- [the stimulators shock the patient, nothing happens]
- Nurse: ...I'm still not getting anything, doctor!
- Doctor: Again! Clear!
- [the doctor shocks the patient repeatedly, to no avail]
- Doctor: Live, damn you! Live!
- Nurse: Doctor... we've lost him!
- Doctor: Damn! So... do you wanna go out for a drink?