Kaante (2002)
Jf Davis: Det. MacQuarrie
Quotes
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Det. MacQuarrie : You are all dead... because one of you... is a COP!
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Det. MacQuarrie : [During one-to-one interrogation] Are you gonna tell me where the truck is ?
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : What truck are you talking about man ?
Det. MacQuarrie : The one you stole.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : [Astonished] Stole ? Do I look like a thief ?
McQuarrie's partner : Yes you do.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : [Explaining Ranjit Chowdhry] Please explain this guy I went there to meet Rosy, my girlfriend, stays on the 12th floor. Tell him
[Pointing to Jf Davis]
McQuarrie's partner : You tell him.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : [Turning to Jf Davis] I went there to meet Rosy, my girlfriend, Big Boobs Rosy, Big
[stuttering when pointing to Jf Davis's female partner]
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : Boobs Rosy. Even if I stole the truck, what would I do with it on the 12th floor ? And how do I take the truck to the 12th floor, you tell me ?
[Jf Davis slams his hand on the table]
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Raj Yadav 'Baali' : [Making Jf Davis stand on a chair with a rope tied to his neck and smiling] Got hung up.
[Pointing his gun on Jf Davis]
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : Tell me now, who's the cop ?
[Shooting the statue as warning]
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : I am gonna give you three chances, one
[shoots one of the three legs of the chair and laughs]
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : , two
[shoots the second leg and starts jumping]
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : tell me.
Det. MacQuarrie : Just go to hell.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : Three
[gets shot multiple times by Lucky Ali and collapses in pain]
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Det. MacQuarrie : [Interrogating Amitabh Bachchan] Major, tell me about the truck ?
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : [Irritated by the false allegation] What the hell are you guys talking about ? What did I do ? I was merely upto my usual routine.
McQuarrie's partner : That's where the issue lies Major that you're ALWAYS upto your USUAL routine, but Major we aren't gonna be as quite as USUAL, this time we're gonna ensure you have a very long appointment with the law.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : [Sarcastically] Yeah, right.
McQuarrie's partner : You bet. Major, why's it occurring to me that you want to share a secret with us ?
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : You wanna know about it ?
McQuarrie's partner : Of course, why not.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Then listen up: You've made a huge mistake by bringing me here.
McQuarrie's partner : [In a fun manner] Really ?
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : One HUGE mistake. Now, for your fault apologize saying "I am sorry Sir" and tell me
[scene cuts to Suniel Shetty's interrogation]
Marc Issak : When would I be let free ?
McQuarrie's partner : When we'll find the truck.
Marc Issak : And when will you find it ?
McQuarrie's partner : [laughing] Obviously when you'll tell us.
Marc Issak : You're asking the wrong guy.
McQuarrie's partner : Is it so ? So whom should we ask ?
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Det. MacQuarrie : [Interrogating Kumar Gaurav] TRUCK.
Anand Mathur 'Andy' : [With a deadpan face] Lawyer.
Det. MacQuarrie : What Lawyer ?
Anand Mathur 'Andy' : What truck ?
Det. MacQuarrie : [In an angry tone] Where's the truck ?
Anand Mathur 'Andy' : [Replying calmly] Where's my lawyer ?
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Det. MacQuarrie : [At the safe house after revealing one of the 6 is an undercover cop] Special Task Operation.
[In flashbacks to the undercover cop whose face is unseen]
Det. MacQuarrie : You'll have to become one of them, live with them, get their ranks, contacts and keep reporting back to us.
[Back in present tense]
Det. MacQuarrie : We knew everything. The cars, the guns, the bank. Everything.
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [Infuriated by the revelation] Tell me who's that guy. I am gonna count to three. One, two, three
[points his gun at Jf Davis but is restrained by Amitabh Bachchan]
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : [In a furious tone] Hey Ajju, who the hell are you to keep pointing guns at people every split second ?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [In a harsh tone] Why Major, is it YOU ?
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : [In an sarcastic outrage] Sure it can be me. What you gonna do, kill me ? Common draw your gun out.
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [Replying to Amitabh Bachchan] No, it can't be you.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Really ? Why's that ?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : Coz this scum says
[draws his gun on Jf Davis but is stopped by Suniel Shetty]
Marc Issak : [In an outraged tone] Hey Ajju, are you out of your mind. You'll kill HIM
[pointing to Jf Davis]
Marc Issak : . Son of a bitch is a cop. If you kill him, the police in this city is gonna hunt you down and fuck you badly.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : [In an equally furious tone] We're already fucked up. This bastard
[pointing to Jf Davis]
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : has seen all of us.
Anand Mathur 'Andy' : [shouting] What difference does it make ? Our purpose was to rob the bank, distribute the share and disperse. We're all right here with the money. Grab your share and get the hell out. And don't ever see each other's faces again.
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : Wow, don't see each other's faces again. Grab your money and leave. And forget about that motherfucker who landed us in this situation. NO. Till I don't get him and bust him out, nobody leaves.
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : [From the sofa] Ajju's right. Its me who's got the most urgency to leave this place. But till we don't find that bastard, nobody gets the hell out of here.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : I am with Ajju on this issue.
Marc Issak : So am I.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Major ?
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Alright.
Anand Mathur 'Andy' : [Sarcastically] Hey ask me as well. Ever since we've met we've been upto only conferencing of all sorts. You morons just wore business suits and left out to rob a bank. Common let's get started again. Have your seats.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Hey Andy cut it out. I'll tell what's to be done. Everybody bring your moneybags wherever you've hidden them to this place, and then we'll find who's that bastard.
[Turning to Sanjay Dutt]
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : What do you say ?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : I am with you.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : [Asking Suniel Shetty] Where's your money ?
Marc Issak : I hid it on the way. I'll get it.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Not all alone Marc, Ajju's going with you.
Marc Issak : [Sarcastically] Why, you lack faith in me ?
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : [In ill humor] Common dude, you could be the cop, I can be the cop, he
[pointing to Sanjay Dutt]
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : can be the cop. Two people together, ok.
[Asking Mahesh Manjrekar]
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Where's your bag ?
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : It's outside in the car.
Anand Mathur 'Andy' : I'll come with you Major.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Sure, tag along.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : Hey what about me ?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [In an irritated voice] Is your old man gonna watch him
[Jf Davis]
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : . What about me. Common let's go.
[All except Mahesh Manjrekar, Lucky Ali and Jf Davis leave]
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Det. MacQuarrie : [Interrogating Sanjay Dutt] Where were you at 6 AM ?
[In a harsh tone after no response]
Det. MacQuarrie : Hey asshole I asked you a question.
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : No english.
[to Ranjit Chowdhry in Hindi]
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : Tell him I don't know english.
McQuarrie's partner : [to Jf Davis] Sir he doesn't understand the language.
Det. MacQuarrie : Then you tell him what I am asking.
McQuarrie's partner : I will.
Det. MacQuarrie : [to Sanjay Dutt] Where were you at 6 AM ?
McQuarrie's partner : [to Sanjay Dutt in Hindi] Where were you at 6 AM ?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [In Hindi] I was with his
[Jf Davis']
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : wife.
Det. MacQuarrie : [Noticing a shocked expression on Ranjit Chowdhry's face] What did he say ?
McQuarrie's partner : [Embarrassed] He's saying he was at the bar Sir.
Det. MacQuarrie : What the hell was he doing there ?
McQuarrie's partner : [to Sanjay Dutt in Hindi] What were you doing there ?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [In a joking way] Fucking.
McQuarrie's partner : [to Jf Davis with a hopeless expression] Drinking.
Det. MacQuarrie : With whom ?
McQuarrie's partner : [to Sanjay Dutt in Hindi] With whom ?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [In Hindi in a humorous tone] His
[Jf Davis']
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : wife.
McQuarrie's partner : [to Jf Davis] Friends.
McQuarrie's partner : Where's the truck ?
McQuarrie's partner : [In Hindi to Sanjay Dutt] Where's the truck ?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [In Hindi] I parked it outside his
[Jf Davis']
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : house.
McQuarrie's partner : [to Jf Davis in a frustrated tone] Sir, this man
[Sanjay Dutt]
McQuarrie's partner : doesn't know anything about any truck.
Det. MacQuarrie : Look, does he want us to have to go nasty !
McQuarrie's partner : [to Sanjay Dutt in Hindi] Hey hero, don't assume Uncle Sam to be indeed your Uncle. Common speak up, he's getting furious.
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [to Ranjit Chowdhry in Hindi] Tell him to be furious at his wife. She's put equal amount of vigour.
McQuarrie's partner : [to Jf Davis having completely given up] Sir this man obviously doesn't know anything.
Det. MacQuarrie : Well then who does ?
McQuarrie's partner : [to Sanjay Dutt in Hindi in an angry tone] Who knows about the truck ?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [In Hindi in a comic tone] His
[Jf Davis']
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : wife.
McQuarrie's partner : [to Jf Davis in the heat of the moment] Your wife.
Det. MacQuarrie : What ?
McQuarrie's partner : I am sorry Sir. Your man. The one who informed you.
Det. MacQuarrie : And how does he
[Sanjay Dutt]
Det. MacQuarrie : know about him ?
McQuarrie's partner : [to Sanjay Dutt in Hindi] And how does he know about him ?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [In Hindi] Coz he too was fucking alongside.
McQuarrie's partner : Give me a moment Sir.
McQuarrie's partner : [to Sanjay Dutt in Hindi] Look immigrant, just coz you're wearing a trench coat, don't try acting like a mafia. This is damn important, common speak up.
Det. MacQuarrie : [Banging his hands on the table] Hey, what the hell are you talking about ?
Female cop : He's
[Sanjay Dutt]
Female cop : just wasting our time, he's bull shitting us. He's playing with us.
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : [In background narration] They just kept asking and Ajju kept repeating he was with MacQuarrie's wife. Some time later even the cop was convinced Ajju was indeed with MacQuarrie's wife.